Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis Johnson

Hi I'm Jarvis! I can't figure out how to upload videos to this website but i hope one day i figure it out.

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  1. Melanie Baxter

    Melanie Baxter

    9 цагийн өмнө

    @7:22 the angle makes his head look disproportionately large... I know he is not a lollipop or anything, but the angle sure makes it look like it. With peace and love of course.

  2. hf fh

    hf fh

    10 цагийн өмнө

    The whipped coffee is huge in asia - I mean its more for presentation. It's dalgona coffee.

  3. ozzymation

    ozzymation

    10 цагийн өмнө

    i feel like i know this guy but i dont, he reminds me of so many people but does not 🤔

  4. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    10 цагийн өмнө

    At least they let black people on set Lookin’ at you, bachelor and bachelorette.

  5. [Redacted]

    [Redacted]

    10 цагийн өмнө

    "situation that only happens in a cartoon" oh jarvis- clearly you have never been forced to write 50 standards for not doing your homework

  6. vodka in the basement

    vodka in the basement

    10 цагийн өмнө

    when u live on memory lane but in canada

  7. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    10 цагийн өмнө

    This bachelorette is like....being on a first date and swiping through Tinder

  8. haizac

    haizac

    10 цагийн өмнө

    Don't you know you can only bully poor black people

  9. Morothrak Bladereaper

    Morothrak Bladereaper

    10 цагийн өмнө

    I don’t cook but my friend does. She’d probably have a stroke from just seeing that crap

  10. nicole p

    nicole p

    10 цагийн өмнө

    the fact that he never whisked the batter makes me so uncomfy

  11. Gilbert Lavery

    Gilbert Lavery

    10 цагийн өмнө

    The movie, on the screen, in the electronic service shop, is clearly Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Kahn, where William Shatner screams at Ricardo Maltabon over his communicator, you uncultured swine! Great video btw

  12. Zara Stephens

    Zara Stephens

    10 цагийн өмнө

    Anyone else crying because of how he edited his outro music in this one? No? just me?

  13. Phoebe Miller

    Phoebe Miller

    11 цагийн өмнө

    would've been the funniest thing i've seen in a while but the end just ruins the whole thing

  14. Release DaKracken

    Release DaKracken

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Dan Bilzerian is pretending like coronavirus doesn't exist. Well he is from Florida so that tracks. I'll do you one better Dan, I will pretend like you don't exist.

  15. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Hannah: this man is making me uncomfortable and I voted him off for that reason. Producers: ok /woman/ but what if we don’t care and instead keep letting him come back to harass you on live television

    • Emily Speck

      Emily Speck

      11 цагийн өмнө

      “Relationships only work with communication.” THEN LISTEN TO WHAT SHE SAYS YOU COLOSSAL CREEP.

  16. Redacted Data Expunged

    Redacted Data Expunged

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Racism big gone

  17. Ommar Chityin

    Ommar Chityin

    11 цагийн өмнө

    Why are you say 5 minute cafts is the worst chnnal in youtube

  18. Lexi w

    Lexi w

    12 цагийн өмнө

    THE HAND ON THE COUCH LMAO

  19. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    12 цагийн өмнө

    Hey hey hey My dad also cheated on my mom for some tig ol’ bitties It happens all the time

  20. Theater Geek

    Theater Geek

    12 цагийн өмнө

    I recommend reading reviews on like the Atlantic ocean on Google

  21. emma wells

    emma wells

    12 цагийн өмнө

    i think you hit the nail on the head with the idea that its for people who just want to pat themselves on the back because theyre "not that bad" maybe its because white savior media is finally seeing its inevitable demise ahah

  22. Joseph Mcwhorter

    Joseph Mcwhorter

    12 цагийн өмнө

    Shane Dawson looks like Rumplestiltskin in Shrek

  23. IB Jewd

    IB Jewd

    13 цагийн өмнө

    Fking Chernobyl soup

  24. Stephen Cruz

    Stephen Cruz

    13 цагийн өмнө

    He also finished Seal training on 2 broken legs..

  25. Breadbread bed

    Breadbread bed

    13 цагийн өмнө

    Troy=simp

  26. Adam Schlinker

    Adam Schlinker

    13 цагийн өмнө

    See I originally thought it would just mac and cheese with crushed up Flaming Hot Cheetos mixed in, which sounded pretty good. But this....this is.....this.

  27. MrPauljerry

    MrPauljerry

    13 цагийн өмнө

    Is Jarvis that mixed guy with white mom and Black dad whos dad left him But still he decides to hate on the white Part of his heritage? How many of those do u have running around in the US?

  28. Aaron Ghai

    Aaron Ghai

    13 цагийн өмнө

    Typical #dhaFrAUD doing his usual business 😂

  29. The Brute Gunner

    The Brute Gunner

    14 цагийн өмнө

    Ima keep it real with you. You need some music in your background it’s a awkward when you pause but you know what, that’s just me

  30. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    14 цагийн өмнө

    Celebrities: ugh I’m so bored! I now know how the common person feels! I can’t even throw a million dollar party bc of these strict rules! Poor-Middle class: my grandma died, I couldn’t have a funeral, I can’t seek comfort through friendship so I can’t properly begin grieving, I can’t make money for rent, the only thing on social media right now is police violence against peaceful black people and their allying protesters or covid news so I can’t even escape through distraction, some Karen coughed in my face getting groceries bc I asked her to wear a mask and now I actually caught covid, my stimulus check barely covers enough for food AND rent, I am in such a dark place I’ve attempted suicide multiple times and hotlines are so overrun with desperate calls I couldn’t reach anyone in time, and I- Celebrities: [spells “Were In This Together” with their fucking yachts]

  31. Jamie themagiboy

    Jamie themagiboy

    14 цагийн өмнө

    I am black, and honestly this is fucking disgusting we have had to deal with this shit for so long

  32. lucid nunya

    lucid nunya

    14 цагийн өмнө

    The most black mirror shit is that you, Jarvis, are becoming a brand. Only difference is you’re a sole proprietor and they are a corporation due to expansion and shareholders’ demands.

  33. Melkor 'Morgoth Bauglir'.

    Melkor 'Morgoth Bauglir'.

    14 цагийн өмнө

    12:18 Evil Jarvis entered the chat.

  34. Alex Stuart

    Alex Stuart

    14 цагийн өмнө

    Last time I was in a theater the people behind me had a whole pizza

  35. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    15 цагийн өмнө

    You can make dark jokes while being respectful about it???? There are SO many comedians that do it. Except they do it at the right time and don’t say their offensive shit outside of their edgy performances.

    • Emily Speck

      Emily Speck

      15 цагийн өмнө

      “I’m not racist” Cut to him only HALF JOKINGLY saying a black woman couldn’t make a MNmore video bc shes inept at it /while implying it’s bc of her race./

  36. Jenniferocious B

    Jenniferocious B

    15 цагийн өмнө

    Catch of the day?😂

  37. victoria shadah

    victoria shadah

    15 цагийн өмнө

    let's talk about how i thought that jarvis was 5'4" and had to take a full minute to process that he is actually one foot taller than i previously believed him to be

  38. WaifuDonJuan

    WaifuDonJuan

    15 цагийн өмнө

    "Chicago is a Small Town" is the new "England is My City."

  39. Jenniferocious B

    Jenniferocious B

    15 цагийн өмнө

    I absolutely love the sacrificial lamb joke😂❤️

  40. Jordan Torres

    Jordan Torres

    15 цагийн өмнө

    Food war crimes were committed...

  41. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    15 цагийн өмнө

    I.... “Pwetty pwease can I, a stwangew, have a gun? I pwomise I’m nawt wit da shooty man :{“

  42. Michael Humphrey

    Michael Humphrey

    15 цагийн өмнө

    If y'all want a more in-depth look on the science behind why these "hacks" don't work, check out the video by the channel 'How To Cook That' on this same Blossom video. It's fascinating stuff.

  43. Oliver Stivers

    Oliver Stivers

    15 цагийн өмнө

    this woman belongs in solitary confinement, wait nvm, then she'll come up with more disgusting food

  44. Justpim19

    Justpim19

    16 цагийн өмнө

    Easy enough for the rest het I have to wait until next week for a couple more weeks for my work and to start working with the company.

    • Justpim19

      Justpim19

      15 цагийн өмнө

      Cleaning the room for a couple weeks before we leave for work and then the other one of the days we were thinking about 10,995.69 and we all know how we can help me with a little bit more about what you want ik and what we have to offer to the team and to get the ball to work with them in a few hours before we get the final round for a new year nvm I think I have a lot to do with it so I'll be able by next weekend.

  45. Ali 31

    Ali 31

    16 цагийн өмнө

    I can’t believe Getti would plagiarise off of Kay’s Cooking like that wow

  46. victoria shadah

    victoria shadah

    16 цагийн өмнө

    uNNAMED FANBASE WE ARE THE JAKONKABONKS

  47. Goatqueen

    Goatqueen

    16 цагийн өмнө

    my mom watches the bachelor every time its on, and i hate it (she genuinely likes it)

  48. Goatqueen

    Goatqueen

    16 цагийн өмнө

    23:13 no its more like the most pathetic way to live lol

  49. GodsBurden

    GodsBurden

    16 цагийн өмнө

    17:33 i see you enjoyed the trial

  50. Onor TLS

    Onor TLS

    16 цагийн өмнө

    these recipes have the same energy as housewives in the 50s putting everything in jello

  51. Goatqueen

    Goatqueen

    16 цагийн өмнө

    what I dont understand is why buy an expensive car if you cant even go fast in it, literally just a waste of money, and makes ppl think of you as a self caring asshole

  52. Gacha Fox YouTube

    Gacha Fox YouTube

    16 цагийн өмнө

    .....

  53. Goatqueen

    Goatqueen

    16 цагийн өмнө

    14:19 how to get sued and arrested lol (IRS probably made them take it down lol)

  54. Nachiketa Kumar

    Nachiketa Kumar

    16 цагийн өмнө

    I gagged on the spicy soup 🍜

  55. Havok ???

    Havok ???

    16 цагийн өмнө

    When I see Ghetti spaghetti: PTSD to Kai's kitchen

  56. Eva The Diva

    Eva The Diva

    17 цагийн өмнө

    I actually used to watch bright side. I regret it.

  57. Paul The pew pew guy

    Paul The pew pew guy

    17 цагийн өмнө

    Dumb people are on it that’s why

  58. Jack McMurray

    Jack McMurray

    17 цагийн өмнө

    What would happen if he actually drink it and it would work: NOTHING

  59. red duck

    red duck

    17 цагийн өмнө

    when they said "put a razor blade in a strawberry" i thought it was gonna be strawberry russian roulette LMAO

  60. genuinelyy madi

    genuinelyy madi

    17 цагийн өмнө

    6:50 looks like the ice age baby

  61. FrmSyriaWithLuv

    FrmSyriaWithLuv

    17 цагийн өмнө

    As someone who has worked in customer service for like 8 years, these stories aren't that far off. Especially when she said there were no managers available. My managers used to leave around 5 pm so we would have no management to transfer them to and that was at multiple companies. The place I work for now does not even do transfers and we wfh so people always get mad when I tell them this. :( I once told someone her account would be fixed in 15 minutes and she complained the whole time that it finally updated while we were on the call and she thought I finally "pushed the right button" even though it just takes 15 minutes to update. LOL

  62. claudio Givone

    claudio Givone

    17 цагийн өмнө

    8:10 of you walk around Whit this the Police Will arrive in 5 seconds

  63. Jacob Carrasco-iusethisplatform

    Jacob Carrasco-iusethisplatform

    17 цагийн өмнө

    9 months later, doesn’t seem like anyone’s changed their mind and the hate videos keep coming

  64. 𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌_𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙

    𝑪𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌_𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙

    18 цагийн өмнө

    𝚒𝙽 22 𝚊𝙽𝚍 𝙸 𝚊𝙼 𝚊𝙲𝚝𝙰𝚕𝚕𝚈 5

  65. Stevie

    Stevie

    18 цагийн өмнө

    Skitzo is back!

  66. Niek van Wijk

    Niek van Wijk

    18 цагийн өмнө

    this just shows how crazy some people get during the lockdown. one day you're the hoolahoop champion, and the other you're boiling hot cheetos and putting nerds on hamburgers and spaghetti.

  67. Jagaloo

    Jagaloo

    18 цагийн өмнө

    11:52, I was gonna say that you put both the bottles in standing up...

  68. CJJC

    CJJC

    18 цагийн өмнө

    Pam Grier IS Ebony Jones! Beautiful but deadly!

  69. Goatqueen

    Goatqueen

    18 цагийн өмнө

    i still question how imjaystation hasnt had his channel banned

  70. Rasmus Hyldgaard

    Rasmus Hyldgaard

    18 цагийн өмнө

    The freshly Ground pepper Never gets old

  71. MeadowMiist

    MeadowMiist

    18 цагийн өмнө

    The mere concept of deep fakes is honestly fucking horrifying, especially as someone who has constant and severe dissociation, depersonalization, and derealization. I already doubt reality guys cmon please don’t make me doubt every video I see even more NDBDGDH

  72. Sabrina Sicilia

    Sabrina Sicilia

    19 цагийн өмнө

    aye why your cabinet lookin at me like that

  73. Dwayne Jones

    Dwayne Jones

    19 цагийн өмнө

    Libby is wifey material based on that one joke alone

  74. Elliott Baxter

    Elliott Baxter

    19 цагийн өмнө

    I love when people use the trauma of my mothers death to guilt trip people who are probably just trying live a non toxic life

  75. Dwayne Jones

    Dwayne Jones

    19 цагийн өмнө

    This is the first video that I've seen Jarvis getting lowkey pissed and frustrated 😂. I guess good ol' Danny Boy will do that to you huh?

  76. filmguymike

    filmguymike

    19 цагийн өмнө

    Hi Jarvis I just subscribed to your channel I enjoy the content and I couldn't agree more with you also can you look into the advertisements that pop up on games for games you can play and actually win money. if you read carefully the reviews a lot of these they get one star and people complain because they don't actually get money

  77. K9 Spider

    K9 Spider

    19 цагийн өмнө

    thats just total white people cooking

  78. Jagaloo

    Jagaloo

    19 цагийн өмнө

    Martian is the best character in the MCU (MORGZ cinematic universe)

  79. ViaTec

    ViaTec

    19 цагийн өмнө

    Your t-shirt is spot on in this video