Jarvis Johnson

Jarvis Johnson

Hi I'm Jarvis! I can't figure out how to upload videos to this website but i hope one day i figure it out.

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  1. jeremy renner era [mumrik]

    jeremy renner era [mumrik]

    5 цагийн өмнө

    these videos are just made to make priveledged people think they're good people JUST because they arent like the antagonists.

  2. Teen Perspektiva

    Teen Perspektiva

    5 цагийн өмнө

    3:10 Di- did he just make a Thwomp sound effect xD

  3. i have no jams but jimin does

    i have no jams but jimin does

    5 цагийн өмнө

    i really like that people think me at my current age would watch "3am calling barney" that was me when i was 6 please god no

  4. Alex C

    Alex C

    5 цагийн өмнө

    3:52 the video starts ur welcome I’m also sick of these dumb long intros JARVIS!

  5. Luxus Carnage

    Luxus Carnage

    5 цагийн өмнө

    I don't even watch the Bachelor but I remember the Antebellum Lack of Cerebellum.

  6. Ella Platt-Goldstein

    Ella Platt-Goldstein

    5 цагийн өмнө

    Has there ever been a happy bachelor/bachelorette couple?? Like do people actually go on this show expecting to actually find a stable non-toxic relationship??

  7. Dion Beard

    Dion Beard

    5 цагийн өмнө

    Ah yes the "racism is only an issue now because PC blah blah blah" narrative gotta love it.

  8. Jade

    Jade

    5 цагийн өмнө

    I saw that one of Harry Styles and I knew it couldn’t be real but it still never crossed my mind that it was a deep fake 😅

  9. Talor•Esque

    Talor•Esque

    5 цагийн өмнө

    I don't even watch the bachelor but this was a nail biter omg

  10. M S

    M S

    6 цагийн өмнө

    This whole racial thing sounds like it's super engineered. Ugh. What's wrong with America??

  11. IguanaFur Gaming

    IguanaFur Gaming

    6 цагийн өмнө

    17:48 is that the Flip Flap music???

  12. soapman 20

    soapman 20

    6 цагийн өмнө

    Bro that is so messed up that they brought James dad on the show. I don't even now how I would react to seeing my deadbeat dad after all these year let alone on a tv show.

  13. Carlisle L

    Carlisle L

    6 цагийн өмнө

    Check that fade!

  14. Sappho Culloden

    Sappho Culloden

    6 цагийн өмнө

    Ever since the so-called author of a certain series about a boy wizard came out as being not very nice, actually, there has been speculation about the REAL author. And now we know! It was Jarvis Johnson all along!

  15. Mae Mae

    Mae Mae

    6 цагийн өмнө

    I fucking love Jarvis his laugh is amazing LMAO

  16. jonah hoff

    jonah hoff

    6 цагийн өмнө

    "it's not like hes some 7ft Adonis who uses his charm and good looks to win the bachelorettes heart in Episode 1" Spoilers for the next season.

  17. Eru

    Eru

    6 цагийн өмнө

    in conclusion, my story animated is fecal matter.

  18. Balto Wolf X

    Balto Wolf X

    6 цагийн өмнө

    Wait 2 bachelorettes.......oh god

  19. prod. dhiilawn

    prod. dhiilawn

    6 цагийн өмнө

    Chris Harrison talks about glamorizing racism as a fashion trend and that party as a bad outfit. "it's a bad look now but it was 2018" is something you say to excuse a bad outfit

  20. James Powers

    James Powers

    6 цагийн өмнө

    I don’t understand why Pokémon is so expensive...

  21. Jon Smith

    Jon Smith

    6 цагийн өмнө

    Claire: "I'm an independent woman who just wants a man who will show up and be there for me." This show: "I am on death's door and I need to find a life partner to pass on what I learned from my mentor, Sun Tzu."

  22. Kfc Donalds

    Kfc Donalds

    6 цагийн өмнө

    As a gay man I can confirm that I have kissed and sexually assaulted every man that I have ever seen

  23. Fruzi

    Fruzi

    7 цагийн өмнө

    I cant tell if you're joking about the single thing or not

  24. Girl With The Blue Glasses

    Girl With The Blue Glasses

    7 цагийн өмнө

    Mayuko: wait, so those earrings are actually food? Jarvis: *loses his shit*

  25. Mia Martin

    Mia Martin

    7 цагийн өмнө

    The sloth returning is all that matters

  26. DirtyPrancing

    DirtyPrancing

    7 цагийн өмнө

    Oh wow, I didn't even think about antebellum parties being so controversial. I thought they were just an excuse to wear the period clothing. Like a flapper party; the time period was during segregation but everyone participates regardless of color and it has nothing to do with it. Is it really that big of a deal?

  27. a

    a

    7 цагийн өмнө

    I’m mad that the title isn’t “What ACTUALLY HAPPENED to ACTUALLY HAPPENED?

  28. Solomeno Gonzales

    Solomeno Gonzales

    8 цагийн өмнө

    animated story's titles be like: MY BOYFRIEND TURND INTO A HOURSE AND I BECAME RICH BECAUSE MY MOM TURNED INTO DA BABY AND MY SISTER TURNED INTO A STOOL

  29. Momo Kitty

    Momo Kitty

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Is this like the dobre brothers? The Ko brothers?

  30. Momo Kitty

    Momo Kitty

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Is this like the dobre brothers? The Ko brothers?

  31. Some Random Dude

    Some Random Dude

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Jarvis + Bri = true happiness let's see it happen!

    • Some Random Dude

      Some Random Dude

      8 цагийн өмнө

      Okay nevermind Jarvis + Emmanuel Acho = true happiness

  32. kbbbb7

    kbbbb7

    8 цагийн өмнө

    PIA's parent company have a history of creating malware and adware products, hiding malware in software bundles - one was a fake Adobe flash player installer for Mac to fool users into installing it. And Kape were doing this after they bought another VPN. And sex can't be a job, and if for some it works, for most it's tollerated abuse to pay for drug and other addictions often used to medicate the harm the sex industry causes.

  33. Magisey

    Magisey

    8 цагийн өмнө

    contestant: I'm falling in love with you matt james: thank you for sharing that with me tonight holy shit. Jarvis how did you miss that this wasn't only the first black bachelor, but also the first android bachelor!?

  34. klatte 4life

    klatte 4life

    8 цагийн өмнө

    dodadodadedadeeda do do KNIFE TRI POD KNIFE TRI POD

  35. Avatar Korra

    Avatar Korra

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Wow, wasn't expecting Naruto to appear this video

  36. Channel_ Not_Found

    Channel_ Not_Found

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Im pan, im telling you, don't drink a pan potion. you'll be banned from every Home Depot in a 100 mile radius 😭

  37. Ava J

    Ava J

    8 цагийн өмнө

    THEY PUT MATT JAMES IN MIKE’S SUIT!!! That’s how bad they actually wanted Mike. 😂

  38. Chelsea Rowntree

    Chelsea Rowntree

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Thank you for calling it a game show! That is truly what this show is. Not reality. Not a dating show. GAME. SHOW. For further enjoyment, I would say listen to the Game of Roses podcast. It's hilarious and breaks the show and it's events down like a game and award the best plays of the game, errors, etc.

  39. renidere

    renidere

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Anyways Jarvis. I hear you’re single 😏

  40. Yami Malik

    Yami Malik

    8 цагийн өмнө

    This isn’t even a dating show anymore, the main bachelor just seems like everyone’s therapist at this point

  41. renidere

    renidere

    8 цагийн өмнө

    I had no clue about any of this but this whole video just made me feel annoyed. Like chris Hansen was reallllly disrespectful if you put it into perspective

  42. I play video games Games

    I play video games Games

    8 цагийн өмнө

    3:16 look at the replys

  43. Oska

    Oska

    8 цагийн өмнө

    im sewing while this is on in the bacground and i head "its FRUITY bro!!" and my jaw fucking fell open its been so long since i spoke to an overt homophobe that it hit me like a slap in the face

  44. ducky pig

    ducky pig

    8 цагийн өмнө

    I need him to make a video about the newest mafs season <\3

  45. Hans Christopherson

    Hans Christopherson

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Why does this show still exist, it’s just wrong in so many levels

  46. paranormal lazivity

    paranormal lazivity

    8 цагийн өмнө

    This makes me think if this is the real Jarvis or just a deepfake

  47. Jason the ultimate wizard

    Jason the ultimate wizard

    9 цагийн өмнө

    Actually that shoe tying hack is real the only problem is that it is really hard to figure out how to do it, took me a good half an hour to learn how to do it because you pretty much need to rewatch that section of the video over and over so you can learn how to do it

  48. LaZ Pavony

    LaZ Pavony

    9 цагийн өмнө

    I am surprised you didn't say: "some might even call it: the Badchelor" in the beginning

  49. Marie M

    Marie M

    9 цагийн өмнө

    For reals, you guys are the cutest couple I've ever seen

  50. The Polyneer

    The Polyneer

    9 цагийн өмнө

    You don’t need to assign malice when ignorance will do. It’s easy to attack people every time they misstep. I wish people could just say “hey, maybe you didn’t know that attending this get together meant XYZ and is racist. Not sure you knew.” She likely has never thought about it. I’m not saying it’s ok. I’m not from the south and don’t understand the “southern bell” thing. I think we can all agree that we want to bring people together, and not push them apart with these tough conversations.

  51. Sarah M.

    Sarah M.

    9 цагийн өмнө

    this recap - 100000% correct

  52. Ari Priniotakis

    Ari Priniotakis

    9 цагийн өмнө

    As a diehard star wars fan it pained me when he said the mandalorian was about Boba Fett

  53. Main Account

    Main Account

    9 цагийн өмнө

    21:45 is my favorite part because it funny hehe micheal jackson wawa baba

  54. Connor Robinson

    Connor Robinson

    10 цагийн өмнө

    Chicago? Never heard of it. Must be a small town 🤔

  55. Alexis Ventura

    Alexis Ventura

    10 цагийн өмнө

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE Work smarter, not harder I have no idea how many times I have "contrabanded" popcorn and snacks into cinemas. Nobody really cares as long as you dont make it too obvious- just put it into a bag or something. And the "take food to school" ones.... do these people have parasites in their stomachs? Just put some food into your bag and wait until break time or lunch time.

  56. Simon

    Simon

    10 цагийн өмнө

    Sponsor logo amogus

  57. Nora Haynes

    Nora Haynes

    10 цагийн өмнө

    I still think that they where hoping that mat james being biracial black would be the gimmick theys use to make the show more popular... Because hes the first "black" bachelor when the protests happened.

  58. Dyiing

    Dyiing

    10 цагийн өмнө

    Just a reminder that this is the same MNmorer that faked his girlfriends death for subs and got his account deleted by MNmore

  59. Football Life

    Football Life

    11 цагийн өмнө

    "buzz buzz" 😂

  60. blorgxsnorp

    blorgxsnorp

    12 цагийн өмнө

    The bachelor looks and acts like black Mark Zuckerberg

  61. Lizzzard Breath

    Lizzzard Breath

    12 цагийн өмнө

    50 Million EWWS

  62. Puddles The Molten

    Puddles The Molten

    12 цагийн өмнө

    At 16:56 Jarvis looked like that one gif of Kermit drinking Lipton tea

  63. DigitalHarmony

    DigitalHarmony

    12 цагийн өмнө

    What I’ve learned from this video; Only women can smuggle burgers into the movie theatre.

  64. GachaCrystal

    GachaCrystal

    12 цагийн өмнө

    Boy: My dad is rich. Lady: *DAMNNNN YOU GOT A TESLA???*

  65. DigitalHarmony

    DigitalHarmony

    12 цагийн өмнө

    If anyone has ever tried to eat a hamburger, you know the filling goes everywhere when picking it up, so how does she hold on sideways without a mess or a stain from the grease, sauce or tomato? Also won’t they notice you’re not pregnant when you leave? And the whole theatre smells like burger? These are only a few questions I have.

  66. Cassie W

    Cassie W

    12 цагийн өмнө

    This is why no one including myself can ever come out without my friends thinking I have secret crushes on them. Its also why people don't think men can be assaulted. idk i just wanted to rant. 8) bye

  67. dead head

    dead head

    12 цагийн өмнө

    This the beat video you made so far lol

  68. Fahlman Computing

    Fahlman Computing

    12 цагийн өмнө

    These life hacks are atrocious. Clearly, you need to cut the ice cream pint sideways to have two bowls, you don't need a cupholding shirt because the cupholder serves as a cup itself, you should drink the milk first before the coffee to cool your mouth, and you should hot glue the sponges directly to your forehead to save a headband for other uses. Get with the program Jarvis, just do better man.

  69. DigitalHarmony

    DigitalHarmony

    12 цагийн өмнө

    9:30, how is finding someone attractive equate to sleeping with them? Also omfg I’d rather be deaf than hear her speak again.

  70. The Panty Donation Foundation

    The Panty Donation Foundation

    12 цагийн өмнө

    Man I hate when people mention the color of skin that way. No one cares if you're the first black/white/asian/mexican anything if anything it promotes racism because people will point out his color now. My mama always told me treat others the way you want to be treated. So what if i start just saying to yal "hey first black guy I've ever met" it's disingenuous.

  71. Shay Phillips

    Shay Phillips

    12 цагийн өмнө

    I know this is beside the point, but good deep fake audio is gonna change the game for videogame modding

  72. Temeka 42

    Temeka 42

    12 цагийн өмнө

    Matt James is gay.

  73. Maggie Pan

    Maggie Pan

    13 цагийн өмнө

    The unfortunate thing is that even though it was completely the producers & editors’ (and Chris Harrison’s lol) fault for such a shitty season and approaching all these issues the wrong way, views are gonna go down, but what these old white executives will get from this is that minority leads don’t do as well and perpetuate these stereotypes aldjskhg

  74. Yuki

    Yuki

    13 цагийн өмнө

    this whole thing is so fcking ridiculous i actually had a good laugh

  75. Kaldaryn

    Kaldaryn

    13 цагийн өмнө

    ...good god Matt's beautiful. :u

  76. Mystic Angel

    Mystic Angel

    13 цагийн өмнө

    *It's the way you nailed this video right on the head for me* 🤣

  77. Eric Thomas

    Eric Thomas

    13 цагийн өмнө

    You really got this set up like a news anchor or a failing late night comedy show.