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  1. Jarvis Johnson

    Jarvis Johnson

    4 сарын өмнө

    Thanks again to Simplisafe for sponsoring. Check out simplisafe.com/jarvis to support the channel :)

    • Grace Bredael

      Grace Bredael

      15 өдрийн өмнө

      Did ur hat ever arrive lmao?

    • XxAdrikinsxX

      XxAdrikinsxX

      2 сарын өмнө

      lol i found this mnmore.info/bin/video/dYTTudB9g5i0kqQ

    • M Dog

      M Dog

      3 сарын өмнө

      Personally of a Con Artist

    • LukeArtYT

      LukeArtYT

      3 сарын өмнө

      Heck yeah

    • Promise Mairaro

      Promise Mairaro

      3 сарын өмнө

      hey Jarvis could you make a video about this dude called Guava juice

  2. ••

    ••

    Өдрийн өмнө

    3:21 SunnyD-pressed

  3. ••

    ••

    Өдрийн өмнө

    “Is Zaxby’s trying to f*ck?” -Jarvis

  4. Phosie

    Phosie

    Өдрийн өмнө

    hatsune miku twitter

  5. Kawaii rAt

    Kawaii rAt

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis X slim Jim is a ship now

  6. Dark_Helix Gaming

    Dark_Helix Gaming

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    11:42 VanVan looks like he belonds in the jojo universe

  7. Arynn Saevherne

    Arynn Saevherne

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Ngl I always found brand tweets funny.

  8. cxrindgo ale

    cxrindgo ale

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    I think the most surreal part was seeing Van Van which is so obviously traced from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

  9. Hajime's cat

    Hajime's cat

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    who writes in first person come on wendy's, I thought you were better than this

  10. Girl With The Blue Glasses

    Girl With The Blue Glasses

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Honestly I’d love to know who’s behind posting this stuff on these brand pages. Either someone’s pulling a massive troll or they’re genuinely concerned AIs.

  11. Emily Rose Almeida

    Emily Rose Almeida

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Get yourself a man that looks at you like jarvis looks at colonel sanders

  12. Michael Girouard

    Michael Girouard

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I wish I could like your videos over and over again.

  13. Xel J

    Xel J

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Hello. We are Jake from State Farm.

  14. Victor Gnoato

    Victor Gnoato

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    1:42 my sleep paralysis demons

  15. Sour Milk

    Sour Milk

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    This literally all started from the Denny's tumblr blog

  16. Mc Nuggets

    Mc Nuggets

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    You can have this meat.. I won’t break your heart! Love, Chicken Nuggets

  17. Vivienne Esmeray

    Vivienne Esmeray

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    I just wanted to look at Wendy's wattpad stories. Instead, I came across 'Ronald McDonald x Wendy'. Edit: This is the best piece of literature that has ever been conceived of.

  18. 《Kaede Akamatsu》

    《Kaede Akamatsu》

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    I’M FOLLOWING WENDY’S ON WATTPAD LMAO ITS AMAZING

  19. Alexa Faie

    Alexa Faie

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    I find all the brands doing this absolutely hilarious. What they are missing for me to be interested in purchasing anything from them is that the more adverts I see of a brand, the more I go out of my way to avoid them. If they really want me to buy from them, they should just stop all adverts totally. I mostly just buy shops ownbrand versions of things anyway. Cheaper and frequently made in the exact same factory. You can check the codes on food packets and some other products too and compare the shop brands to the fancy brands and if the code matches, its the same product just different packaging. So you just buy whichever is cheapest :)

  20. String Cheese

    String Cheese

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    I read 'Brands' as 'Brads', and honestly, I'm disappointed

  21. umejiaku6

    umejiaku6

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    13:42 YES! companies are forcing employees to do tiktok videos. Im a pharmacy technician at Walmart and on top of processing dozens of COVID shots daily and all of our other duties, we're now being forced to do STUPID TIKTOK SHIT!!...It's fucking insanity. This is company wide, so if you see one, know that we didn't have a choice. I just wanna do my damn job 😩

  22. CEO of salamander -

    CEO of salamander -

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    I want a date with Zaxby’s but they aren’t in Arizona 💔😢

  23. One

    One

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Im sure Colonel Sanders would not be happy to see what his brand has become, they really ran the brand KFC into the ground

  24. ShockedPikachu

    ShockedPikachu

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Gnarly Overbite my guy🤙🤙

  25. Koalo playz

    Koalo playz

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Spoiled Kid: MOM I WANT KFC GAME !!!! Mom: We already have it at home ;) Puts chicken on xbox

  26. ン.ロディオ

    ン.ロディオ

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Did anyone else just see the hashtag "#GetWellSoonYoongi💜" on 6:58 and rushed into the comment section to check if anyone else wrote about this? No? Just me?

  27. Gernt

    Gernt

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    me and my friends played this and voice acted all the characters.

  28. Makiah Noel

    Makiah Noel

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Bro ELF the makeup brand replies to all my comments, I love it they even wished me a happy birthday but I think the person running it likes me lol

  29. Flame

    Flame

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Now we gotta get him to 100k followers on Twitter

  30. Maartje Goede

    Maartje Goede

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    You know how i know God doesnt exist or atleast is sadistic? Why would you put your breathing hole next to your food hole? That's just asking for trouble. Just a thought i had.

  31. Sakura

    Sakura

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    this is @jarvis' fault

  32. Demaris Oxman

    Demaris Oxman

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    that episode of Community where Subway was a person turned out to be weirdly prophetic

  33. Gabe Bokma

    Gabe Bokma

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Hahaha. I loved that RROD reference. Fucking laughing out loud hard 😂😂😂😂

  34. Muntaha Khan

    Muntaha Khan

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    " pah-pAh "

  35. Sarah Whalen

    Sarah Whalen

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Fun fact: I gave Great Wolf Lodge the idea to start a TikTok account after I made a meme about them and it went viral. They're really so hungry for clout

  36. highjumpluigi

    highjumpluigi

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    I can't wait to play the KFC dating sim with the KFConsole

  37. skylar blue

    skylar blue

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    my favorite one is the hunger games account bc its really just a fan running it having a blast

  38. SFS space Association

    SFS space Association

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    Wendy’s is trying to relate with the proletariat

  39. Tree

    Tree

    Сарын өмнө

    >:)

  40. Potato Panda Art

    Potato Panda Art

    Сарын өмнө

    Omg Velveeta cheese AND Jake from State Farm followed you. Lol 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

  41. Dobby’s left sock

    Dobby’s left sock

    Сарын өмнө

    11:43 who said they could steal jojo designs?

  42. our overlord the potato

    our overlord the potato

    Сарын өмнө

    Jarvis had just broken up with steakum, emotionally distraught he confided in his good friends slimjim. Slimjim invited Jarvis for beer to cope. After Jarvis accepted they went out and got absolutely hammered. Jarvis had dared Slimjim to tell him their biggest secret. Slimjim hesitantly told Jarvis that they had a crush on him for a long time. They looked into each other's eyes and slimjim started to apologize before Jarvis had cut them off. I never thought that you would feel the same. Slimjim ask what he had meant. Jarvis replied, " Steakum was a flirt and I knew that. I just didn't think you felt the same so I was hoping the feelings would go away." They looked in to each other's eyes once again and fell into a deep and tender kiss. They spent the rest of the night together and talked about anything and nothing. This wonderful and perfect relationship was sure to last forever.

  43. David Liu

    David Liu

    Сарын өмнө

    What was the name of that rage game about being a slice of bread a couple years ago? I think it was: 3:34

  44. Citizen Of Kurtistown

    Citizen Of Kurtistown

    Сарын өмнө

    i saw the kum&go tweet and choked on my chips

  45. Jackie Johnson

    Jackie Johnson

    Сарын өмнө

    Does anyone known of a website or Instagram account that posts about all of the dumb shit brands are doing?

  46. DeusVivit

    DeusVivit

    Сарын өмнө

    All of this reminds me of Idiocracy. BRAWNO ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE! The Hardes/ Carl Jr. Vending machine where the woman tries to get some fries and it ends up calling the cops on her.

  47. TheCowsCameHome

    TheCowsCameHome

    Сарын өмнө

    Ngl I really want an Xbox fridge now :/

  48. purplexman89

    purplexman89

    Сарын өмнө

    “How are u always plugging twitter when u still don’t have 100k” fucking Bradley cooper BURNT

  49. Drake Coleman

    Drake Coleman

    Сарын өмнө

    The lice on your eyebrow caught my attention and I have no memory of what this video was about.

  50. Noah Scott

    Noah Scott

    Сарын өмнө

    11:42 why does van van give jojo vibes

  51. CatDribble

    CatDribble

    Сарын өмнө

    GameStop does know that if any of their employees became tiktok famous, they would stop working for GameStop... Right... Like imagine Charlie d'amelio going yeah I totally want to work for GameStop instead of living my fabulous life.

  52. CatDribble

    CatDribble

    Сарын өмнө

    Waiting for that brands reality TV show

  53. Elijah R

    Elijah R

    Сарын өмнө

    I have never laughed as hard as I did when I saw the KFC dating simulator and the KFconsole

  54. Stan rice for better life

    Stan rice for better life

    Сарын өмнө

    Even Bagelbites knows Yoongi is a cat! 😂😂. Happy Suga day, fellas!

  55. Ginger Holiday

    Ginger Holiday

    Сарын өмнө

    Trying sooo hard to be young millennial old gen z relatable. Just sell hamburgers Wendy’s!

  56. Ek Boss

    Ek Boss

    Сарын өмнө

    The dislikes were from the brands...

  57. Mya Houchens

    Mya Houchens

    Сарын өмнө

    Slim Jim x Jarvis is the best ship ever

  58. K Lorraine

    K Lorraine

    Сарын өмнө

    Well Twitter is toxic so many smart people try to stay off it... lol. At least I hear that.

  59. Z Gr8 Xpurt

    Z Gr8 Xpurt

    Сарын өмнө

    Surprised Raid Shadow Legends didn't pop in to give their take!

  60. random HUMAN

    random HUMAN

    Сарын өмнө

    for those of you who like wattpad you should read "the highborn" by big_black_8_ball thers about an hour of reading but its updated almost daily

  61. Elizabeth Catherine Sample

    Elizabeth Catherine Sample

    Сарын өмнө

    i still can't believe that kfc referenced the cyberpunk apology note on twitter

  62. Josh daddy

    Josh daddy

    Сарын өмнө

    The fact that BTS is involved is very funny to me. The little 7 in the name of the bagel bites thing is also funny

  63. Toxic The wildtuber

    Toxic The wildtuber

    Сарын өмнө

    7:47 I stopped at the wrong time ;-;"/

  64. Matthew BR Sims

    Matthew BR Sims

    Сарын өмнө

    There's nothing more transparent and desperate than a multimillion dollar corporation trying to be quirky and relatable

  65. Lovlxy Foxx

    Lovlxy Foxx

    Сарын өмнө

    "I AM BRAND"

  66. Charlie Sanborn

    Charlie Sanborn

    Сарын өмнө

    Yo but pot belly is so fucking good

  67. ahgase_army_ stay

    ahgase_army_ stay

    Сарын өмнө

    6:56 I am brand I am bagel bite

  68. Chloe

    Chloe

    Сарын өмнө

    I will never forget that time McDonald's tweeted replying to jojowtf, "age is just a number 😉"

  69. Leyla Nasib

    Leyla Nasib

    Сарын өмнө

    can't believe they dilf-ified colonel sanders😔

  70. Phoenix Cervantes

    Phoenix Cervantes

    Сарын өмнө

    Can't wait to get my Kentucky Fried Consol!

  71. haytak haytak

    haytak haytak

    Сарын өмнө

    This guys sounds like a mix of Lil dicky and the John Wilson from how to with John Wilson.

  72. YEAH BOYYY

    YEAH BOYYY

    Сарын өмнө

    @Jarvis always be plugging 😁

  73. Maximilien O'Callaghan

    Maximilien O'Callaghan

    Сарын өмнө

    Jarvis predicted the gamestop stock shenanigans

  74. Truely greg

    Truely greg

    Сарын өмнө

    Or instead of getting simple safe i can do like a tik toker, he placed a terrorist sign in his back yard and npow he has 24 hr survalance by the fbi for free

  75. GameDerpSonny

    GameDerpSonny

    Сарын өмнө

    Tampa, The City of Love

  76. onequartercanadian

    onequartercanadian

    Сарын өмнө

    Coming here after seeing Oreo's twitter account yesterday! 😹

  77. Bento

    Bento

    Сарын өмнө

    Praise God

  78. Angelina

    Angelina

    Сарын өмнө

    CallMeKevin did a video on the KFC video game, you should check it out

  79. Troveion

    Troveion

    Сарын өмнө

    seems ironic that simplisafe actually excepted a sponsor on a video bullying other brands and literally saying "i hate brand deals"

    • WaffleCat

      WaffleCat

      Сарын өмнө

      when you like your own comment

  80. Duckie

    Duckie

    Сарын өмнө

    KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Children know :)

  81. Sawsan Mohammed

    Sawsan Mohammed

    Сарын өмнө

    These are like an online equivalent of super bowl commercials, they're so produced etc so that talkshow hosts and MNmorers talk about them. Now we got brand twitter

  82. Octo Punk

    Octo Punk

    Сарын өмнө

    Lets not forget about the dennys tumblr account

  83. Essen, Killerthezombie KTZ

    Essen, Killerthezombie KTZ

    Сарын өмнө

    hey look mane n tail thats the shampoo i use yes i use horse shampoo fight me

  84. Derpy Shark

    Derpy Shark

    Сарын өмнө

    Name one place that sells better burgers than Wendy’s (If you say Mc Donald’s I will personally hunt you down)

  85. Big D

    Big D

    2 сарын өмнө

    Dude Jarvis I love that hair man

  86. Manuel onus

    Manuel onus

    2 сарын өмнө

    I love the outro

  87. Amie Lee

    Amie Lee

    2 сарын өмнө

    Steak-umms are bomb

  88. Sierra Mielock

    Sierra Mielock

    2 сарын өмнө

    Wendy’s had no right to bring Tampa into this

  89. BodaciousDoggo

    BodaciousDoggo

    2 сарын өмнө

    It was funny like the first time Wendy’s did it but like now it’s just “🤨😐😑😐”

  90. EminemIsBetterThan You

    EminemIsBetterThan You

    2 сарын өмнө

    halrious i dont know how to spell

  91. DΩGSΨS

    DΩGSΨS

    2 сарын өмнө

    Flex Seal has always been wierd, why the hell do you think we love them!

  92. No Longer Human

    No Longer Human

    2 сарын өмнө

    Prince EA be like: "Did KFC ever actually stand for something?" *mindblown*

  93. No Longer Human

    No Longer Human

    2 сарын өмнө

    Hey if you want your mind blown: Harriet Tubman was alive while both Thomas Jefferson and Richard Nixon were alive.

  94. No Longer Human

    No Longer Human

    2 сарын өмнө

    These people have pretty well paying jobs, lol. But a part of me thinks they're crying for help.

  95. Ren Sawyer

    Ren Sawyer

    2 сарын өмнө

    “I am Brand” Have you by chance met... Hugh Brandity?

  96. Cornelius

    Cornelius

    2 сарын өмнө

    Zaxbys, smash or pass?

  97. Isla Robinson

    Isla Robinson

    2 сарын өмнө

    Beans on Weetabix is wrong

  98. BekaGil

    BekaGil

    2 сарын өмнө

    I wish i could like this video 400 times lmao

  99. VO1D Fl1ck

    VO1D Fl1ck

    2 сарын өмнө

    I use simply safe and it is strongly recommended

  100. Abby Locklear

    Abby Locklear

    2 сарын өмнө

    axe follows me on twitter and that will forever be my greatest flex

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