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KFC Made A Sexy Lifetime Movie For No Reason

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KFC made a movie that is sexy for no reason
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  1. Jarvis Johnson

    Jarvis Johnson

    3 сарын өмнө

    Last video of the year I think! Thank you all for a great year. btw dont forget to nordvpn.com/jarvis and use our coupon jarvis at checkout :)

    • String Cheese ᄋᄉᄋ

      String Cheese ᄋᄉᄋ

      20 өдрийн өмнө

      @White tears げゴラ yay :D

    • String Cheese ᄋᄉᄋ

      String Cheese ᄋᄉᄋ

      20 өдрийн өмнө

      @Harjinder Singh facts my dude

    • White tears げゴラ

      White tears げゴラ

      20 өдрийн өмнө

      @String Cheese ᄋᄉᄋ I lov3 string ch3ese!

    • Kallu Rajput

      Kallu Rajput

      28 өдрийн өмнө


    • Klevisa Bashalli

      Klevisa Bashalli

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      You don’t even know if this is the last video? Come on. This is fraud Jk, I don’t even know what I’m saying.... ;-;

  2. xXsuperbananaXx


    2 цагийн өмнө

    Why doesn’t the mom just marry the rich guy if the motivation is financial stability?

  3. Starry Lightz

    Starry Lightz

    2 цагийн өмнө

    There's also the dating game and I want to play it just because of how stupid it is... time to play it...

  4. Jimbrial Innocent

    Jimbrial Innocent

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    I love how his hair is grey, but like not grey grey like a black grey so its sexy but it's not sexy because it's Mario Lopez.

  5. kathleen kleinginna

    kathleen kleinginna

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    The one lifetime movie I remember was called “She’s Too Young.” It was BONKERS.

  6. johnnies_sports_cards IG

    johnnies_sports_cards IG

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    What is a garaboldi lol like no context

  7. amy joy

    amy joy

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    By the end of the movie EVERYONE has grey hair...wtf?!?

  8. Bailey Maben

    Bailey Maben

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    So Bunny needs to pay her bills. Billy wants to keep... um - loving Bunny. So why don't they just marry each other?

  9. Cybernetic squid-god of mass destruction

    Cybernetic squid-god of mass destruction

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    *flashbacks to the KFC anime dating sim*

  10. Iloveanime Yasss

    Iloveanime Yasss

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    This whole thing feels like a dhar man story but uh... Worse in so many ways...

  11. Kawaii rAt

    Kawaii rAt

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    What if Colonel sanders was brought back to Life and then watched this weird movie about him

    • CProw09


      6 өдрийн өмнө

      He would want to die again

  12. Alyssa Smith

    Alyssa Smith

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    7:58. This is low key the explanation given in Titanic for why Rose was marrying Cal.

  13. Emily Rose Almeida

    Emily Rose Almeida

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Colonel sanders actually had a pretty interesting life, they should have just told his actual story

  14. Eilish McCahill

    Eilish McCahill

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    The fact that they casted a very Hispanic man who is better built looking than Colonel Sanders probably ever was is just bizarre. Sanders was whiter than a wall in a rental apartment. Like did that man ever see sun?

  15. Isabelle McCusker

    Isabelle McCusker

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    When he said he found them, he meant he found Jessica and KFC, Kernal.

  16. ella


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    i saw the thumbnail and clicked immediately

  17. NoCause


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Why couldn't the mom just fire the chef.

  18. Barry Stevenson

    Barry Stevenson

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Algorithm brought me here. I'm thoroughly entertained by this. Thanks Jarvis!

  19. Resy-kun


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    The video game is cool

  20. Samson Shadin

    Samson Shadin

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Mom could always go to onlyfans xD

  21. Twinsen


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    I remember hearing about this, but didn't even think about watching it. Then I stumbled across your channel, and this specific review. As it was being explained in the great lack of detail and/sense, I was like, what is this, a 20 minute movie? Oh. 16 minutes, lol. Now it really makes sense!

  22. Jeremy Pickett

    Jeremy Pickett

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    The best part of the secret recipe is the ham fisted chicken leg he drew on it. Yeah. Ham fist. Chicken leg. I am available for penning the sequel, Cluckers in Paradise. 🐔🐓🍗

  23. wFs96


    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Billy and bunny literally could’ve just gotten married themselves and everything would’ve been solved

  24. joseph duenas

    joseph duenas

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Ida taken the check, the moms broke 🤣🤣🤣

  25. youalwaysliveagain


    21 өдрийн өмнө

    I will never watch this movie but I already know im going to be rewatching this video many times

  26. Erik LaRoi

    Erik LaRoi

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Cmon Billy’s a goddamn Ghirardelli!

  27. Blonde Quincy

    Blonde Quincy

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    $500,000 shit give me $5 and I'll start twerking 😂😂

  28. Myster Ser

    Myster Ser

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Watch southland tales and it all makes sense Simulator broken

  29. FalconRS


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Sexy KFC movie? I am sold. Next time, I expect Hentai comics featuring Colonel and some naughty KFC workers.

  30. boyfriend


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Employee:our customer critic our kfc sex video sir! Kfc:does he likes it? Employee:well yes but actually no

  31. Andreas Beaverman

    Andreas Beaverman

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    they did not jumped the shark twice they jumped the whale sharks two times hahahaha

  32. Tara's Tank Friends

    Tara's Tank Friends

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Yes please Jarvis, do more lifetime movies!

  33. Yui i

    Yui i

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Billy has that runa yomozuki laugh

  34. willy boy

    willy boy

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Colonel Sanders is my Husbando

  35. equus quagga quagga

    equus quagga quagga

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Interesting concept but boring execution

  36. Cosplay Clown

    Cosplay Clown

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    Edit: the banks weeks away from taking our house!! But meet our new chief

  37. Chocogibby


    26 өдрийн өмнө

    Watching this man in 2x speed is jokes xDxDxD! 10/10 - will watch in 2x speed again :).

  38. Rachael Van Diepen

    Rachael Van Diepen

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis you can't be out there flaunting that crew neck and not letting me buy it pls

  39. Ella MayoXOXO

    Ella MayoXOXO

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    This is one of the greatest thumbnails I’ve ever seen! 😆😆😆 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

  40. Bachu Mastoi

    Bachu Mastoi

    28 өдрийн өмнө


  41. SuperMonkeeGirl


    29 өдрийн өмнө

    I found it hilarious and they left on a cliffhanger so there NEEDS to be a sequel. And yes, my mom and I bought KFC to eat while watching this lol

  42. Jay Matthews

    Jay Matthews

    Сарын өмнө

    'Unapologetically Christmas 24/7' Hallmark would like to have a word

  43. Yukonalien


    Сарын өмнө

    Please review 90 day fiancé! I think it would be so entertaining.

  44. Not Brock

    Not Brock

    Сарын өмнө

    why is this the same as danny g's vid?

  45. C. Elizabeth

    C. Elizabeth

    Сарын өмнө

    Lifetime lineup: 16 and pregnant 16 and stalked 16 and anorexic 16 and manic depressive 16 and kidnapped 16 and

  46. Ashley Haynes

    Ashley Haynes

    Сарын өмнө

    I’ve watched this twice today and I’m literally crying this is so funny.

  47. Emile Gore

    Emile Gore

    Сарын өмнө

    Take the check but don't leave

  48. LMPrimus12


    Сарын өмнө

    21:24 man's really tried not to laugh at his own joke

  49. Asim Khan

    Asim Khan

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  50. FoxyPlayz


    Сарын өмнө

    22:48 Had me 💀💀💀

  51. Maya J

    Maya J

    Сарын өмнө

    I just found your channel today and honestly i love all the harry potter references.

  52. Pro gamer Life JV

    Pro gamer Life JV

    Сарын өмнө

    Loving that thumbnail!

  53. Tara Rivera

    Tara Rivera

    Сарын өмнө

    Who watches this crap? Lmao

  54. ImAdam_


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  55. Remsiya Aadibasi

    Remsiya Aadibasi

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  56. Ella O'Malley

    Ella O'Malley

    Сарын өмнө

    I can’t think of a better way to describe this movie than Jarvis’s face in the thumbnail.

  57. Chand Sultan

    Chand Sultan

    Сарын өмнө


  58. 芽依MeiHalo


    Сарын өмнө

    The KFC dating sim did so well they had to make a spicy movie...

  59. Artixell Animations

    Artixell Animations

    Сарын өмнө

    “He’s incredibly talented” I don’t think it takes a hell of a lot of talent to fry chicken.

  60. OGpillow08


    Сарын өмнө


  61. Ainsley Smith

    Ainsley Smith

    Сарын өмнө

    Billy murdered Bunny’s husband - I’m making it cannon

  62. James


    Сарын өмнө

    so if she just wants his money and he's interested in her then why doesn't her just marry the mom?

  63. Salty Pretzel

    Salty Pretzel

    Сарын өмнө

    Can I just say...this look is really working for Mario Lopez. I am here for it. Gimme all 11 herbs and spices, Daddy ~

  64. taina bravo

    taina bravo

    Сарын өмнө

    Hey! Please bring back crying my best merch. I will buy.

  65. Shanyque Lennon

    Shanyque Lennon

    Сарын өмнө

    Soon all the fast food mascots will have a show or move

  66. K Lorraine

    K Lorraine

    Сарын өмнө

    Why couldn't the mom marry Billy?? Like no one ever brings this up!?

  67. Kelmoe The Dinosaur

    Kelmoe The Dinosaur

    Сарын өмнө

    Why is colonel sanders old it makes it so weird

  68. Alyssa Eggett

    Alyssa Eggett

    Сарын өмнө

    I want this "crying my best" swearshirt so bad!!

  69. Draxiss


    Сарын өмнө

    The only Garibaldi I care about manages security on Babylon 5.

  70. Emily Sanders

    Emily Sanders

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    The thumbnail is when your mom makes your cousin chaperone you and your partner to prom. I never went to prom, I was homeschooled, all of this is an estimation of what would happen at prom

  71. Cyan Hoodie

    Cyan Hoodie

    Сарын өмнө

    Is it me or this video changes titles every month

  72. Your Evil Twin

    Your Evil Twin

    Сарын өмнө

    5:29 Jarvis, that's not a death stare. It's girl eye language. get it right. She has a kinda iffy accent tho.

  73. Ary


    Сарын өмнө

    One of your best

  74. Shahbaz Chauhan

    Shahbaz Chauhan

    Сарын өмнө


  75. moonshower


    Сарын өмнө

    but... why didn't bunny just marry the boyfriend?? I. what was stopping her. you could've avoided so much of this conflict... by marrying each other but that's a plot hole, and movies like this ignore their existence 💖

  76. maluega whale

    maluega whale

    Сарын өмнө

    This movie really tried to villainize milfs huh

  77. Hussien Madkour

    Hussien Madkour

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    this movie feels like it was a joke from kfc to its community if you wanna say it has one

  78. Sk0lzkiy


    Сарын өмнө

    I think I know what the Garibaldi reference is about. Am I that weird? Also why the hell does Jessica treat the blackgayfriend like he's her boss/spouse-and-partner-in-crime kinda dude?

  79. FrostInstant


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    is it just me or did he say the same things as danny gonzales

  80. Nathaniel Brown

    Nathaniel Brown

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    📌 B.e.S.T f'u"l'l D.a.T.i.n.G -F`i`n'd--S"E"X---۞------------ Here ➯ XXCLUB.CYOU/SQNVKQ 1:00 √™ Lorsqu'une pilule qui donne aux utilisateurs cinq minutes de super pouvoirs inattendus arrive dans les rues de √™ Когда таблетка, дающая пользователям пять минут неожиданных сверхспособностей, попадает на улицы Нового Орлеана, торговец-подросток и местный полицейский

  81. GlichedDragon _Draws

    GlichedDragon _Draws

    Сарын өмнө

    Oh, yes, my favorite Christmas Movie...

  82. A Rock

    A Rock

    Сарын өмнө

    After watching this I thought “now I want chick-fil-a

  83. corleesha taylor

    corleesha taylor

    Сарын өмнө

    I would’ve most definitely left shorty in the dust for $500,000

  84. Lo-fi Aesthetic

    Lo-fi Aesthetic

    Сарын өмнө

    Her dad left to buy Milk

  85. Sock TV

    Sock TV

    Сарын өмнө


  86. Small Channel Tutorials

    Small Channel Tutorials

    Сарын өмнө

    plot twist: billy proposes to lee instead of jessica and jessica and harland get married and the mom just kinda sits there 😀

  87. Elizabeth Rodriguez

    Elizabeth Rodriguez

    Сарын өмнө

    I love commentary videos about shitty movies.

  88. arab clown

    arab clown

    Сарын өмнө

    Kentucky Fried Children 😋

  89. Greta S.

    Greta S.

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    Is it bad that I actually want to hate watch this movie while eating fried chicken?? Don't answer that.

  90. Felipe Trope

    Felipe Trope

    Сарын өмнө

    What about the KFC dating simulator?

  91. Alice Grieco

    Alice Grieco

    Сарын өмнө

    Take a shot every time someone says "long weekends in the vineyard"

  92. AJ Flame

    AJ Flame

    Сарын өмнө

    It’s like a channel five movie lol

  93. Krabs_11


    Сарын өмнө

    Yarvis Yohnson

  94. Arosukir6


    Сарын өмнө

    What you *really* need to do is talk about the Colonel Sanders dating game!

  95. Nahu Leon

    Nahu Leon

    Сарын өмнө

    I’m dead lol the ending was like wait what! You saying dragon ballz was just random but funny

  96. Jade Hedden

    Jade Hedden

    Сарын өмнө

    Are you a Greg?

  97. HC - 10NA 676730 Port Credit SS

    HC - 10NA 676730 Port Credit SS

    Сарын өмнө

    "Her black gay best friend Lee" So is Lee a homosexual in this movie?

    • sofymations


      Сарын өмнө

      Yes, he actually is, but Jarvis is talking about a trope on social media

  98. TikTok Daily Compilations

    TikTok Daily Compilations

    Сарын өмнө

    Hey, I need a friend, who wants a girlfriend

  99. snoopz


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    Who needs vpn when you can just pirate stuff

    • snoopz


      Сарын өмнө

      @LassotheRope arrgh indeed

    • LassotheRope


      Сарын өмнө

      Arrgh, matey.

  100. Malay .D

    Malay .D

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    The door is ajar and I am a Jarvis is better than any line in the movie