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  1. Jon Smith

    Jon Smith

    5 цагийн өмнө

    Claire: "I'm an independent woman who just wants a man who will show up and be there for me." This show: "I am on death's door and I need to find a life partner to pass on what I learned from my mentor, Sun Tzu."

  2. Rachel Love

    Rachel Love

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Also Claire is too strong for these weak ass men

  3. Rachel Love

    Rachel Love

    Өдрийн өмнө

    The murder guy probably was in the army lol

  4. Hana

    Hana

    Өдрийн өмнө

    NOT THE BIRDS 😭😭

  5. Sappho Culloden

    Sappho Culloden

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Thank you for saving the only interesting part of the story till the very end. I had no idea I wanted to know the names of Clare's parents ... until I did.

  6. Val Ann

    Val Ann

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Did anyone else see Danny Gonzalez..? Just like super fast?

  7. Spirit_739

    Spirit_739

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    22:47 anyone see Danny Gonzalez

  8. Caron Torliak

    Caron Torliak

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    I know this was awhile ago but tbh Joseph was one of my favorites. He was a dick at times but he was the most real out of all the dudes out there. Claire was genuinely the worst bachelorette ever and she acted like a 23 year old not a 39 year old. I think Joseph understood that right away. What he did was not controversial, he stuck up to he valued and didn't take shit from anyone. While he was kinda petty at times he was the only real person on this show.

  9. Alex H

    Alex H

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    The zoom on a bird chirping fucking slayed me

  10. b

    b

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    22:47 huh what’s drew doing here

  11. Edits ect.

    Edits ect.

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Friggin dale

  12. Kimberly Monsini

    Kimberly Monsini

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    The way they talked about Clair being clear, made me think Scientology was behind the Bachelor/Bachelorette tv shows!

  13. Your local weeb

    Your local weeb

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    'people are dying' Kardashian flashbacks

  14. Logan Schofield

    Logan Schofield

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    i love tashia so much. she was done dirty in the other season on the bachelor. she deserves the spotlight

  15. Luke Eaton

    Luke Eaton

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    22:47 Danny is that you bro

  16. Fail X

    Fail X

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    "I'm just gonna respect your-" Ha! If you have to say that then it means you don't plan on doing it cause you'd already be gone.

  17. MusicisLife

    MusicisLife

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    so where's the video about the there half of the season???

  18. BB

    BB

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    And now they've broken up. Amazing stuff!

  19. Ash Benamti

    Ash Benamti

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm laughing because I have an ad spot right next to the video showing the bachelorette posing with a rose and for some reason, they decide to overlay it with a black guy's foot as he puts on a dress sock lol

  20. Saad Bullock

    Saad Bullock

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    simp

  21. Lo-fi Aesthetic

    Lo-fi Aesthetic

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    11:24 that's exactly the ?? Face

  22. 10Lauren !

    10Lauren !

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    9:07 Bennett scares me for no reason

  23. Sara Tomato

    Sara Tomato

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    Dale says that he’s here. She wanted a man who would be there soooooo. Soulmates 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

  24. PickedCeasar121

    PickedCeasar121

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Yosef kinda had a point

    • Saad Bullock

      Saad Bullock

      14 өдрийн өмнө

      king

  25. LoLa Summers

    LoLa Summers

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Update: Dale and Clare apparently broke up 😀

  26. Super Vegito

    Super Vegito

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    It’s Jason Stathem what did you expect? The man is THE Equalizer.

  27. Gacha Donutzz

    Gacha Donutzz

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    16:25 I literally spit out my water laughing ✋🏾😭

  28. Guadalupe Estrada

    Guadalupe Estrada

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Everytime you bring up the oldest thing, she gets older and older, from old lady to senior citizen to AT DEATH'S DOOR

  29. Abhiveer Birdi

    Abhiveer Birdi

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Claire: *sad* we were going to start shooting in a few days but then the pandemic happened. THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING KIM!

  30. Bryse Norris

    Bryse Norris

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    22:47 Danny Gonzalez?

  31. Controversial Opinion

    Controversial Opinion

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Why do you ignore how humiliating and immature it is to waste everyone's time and have them strip down for your entertainment. Let's be honest it was classless.

  32. Controversial Opinion

    Controversial Opinion

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Why did you ignore clare's contribution to the arguement? Everythig you hate Yosef for doing in that arguement she did first. Parent shaming, inturepting, being aggresive and immature, escalating the situation and namecalling. she was the one that did all of that when he was trying to have a mature discussion with her and so he decided to give her what she was giving him. You only showed his parts of the conversation to prove some bs point. It is extremely manipulative.

    • Saad Bullock

      Saad Bullock

      14 өдрийн өмнө

      king

  33. Beck Fry

    Beck Fry

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Now Jarvis keep in mind they have no internet for two weeks in isolation I’d be that crazy too

  34. Sonya 'Sunny' Martinez

    Sonya 'Sunny' Martinez

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis, thank you for showing up for Claire.

    • Saad Bullock

      Saad Bullock

      14 өдрийн өмнө

      no

  35. Scarabus

    Scarabus

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    Yosef Slander??? You also cut out all the equal petty things Clare said to escalate the situation, don’t act like Yosef was completely unwarranted. Also making the guys do strip volleyball is pretty immature and like he says “classless”, imagine if there was a 40 year old bachelor and he made all the girls strip and do the same thing. There’s no way that would be allowed

    • Controversial Opinion

      Controversial Opinion

      25 өдрийн өмнө

      agreed, it was extremely manipulative to only show the bad things yosef said and none of clare's contributions.

  36. Alix Night

    Alix Night

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    There’s nothing wrong with finding it insulting when she has the guys playing strip dodgeball. It is super demeaning and unnecessarily sexualized (though he was a dick and the shirtless pics were hilariously ironic)

  37. Kyra Vijsma

    Kyra Vijsma

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    The devilish look lally answer because tune summatively step opposite a strange mistake. laughable, brave laugh

  38. Kyra Vijsma

    Kyra Vijsma

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    The unadvised shark archaeologically plant because mass neurally strap pace a magnificent mandolin. material, temporary macaroni

    • Isabel Sherman

      Isabel Sherman

      27 өдрийн өмнө

      Yea I agree

  39. Esth er

    Esth er

    Сарын өмнө

    i thought german bachelor / bachelorette was unbelievably shitty but dude american TV just hits different lol

  40. ex_parrot

    ex_parrot

    Сарын өмнө

    The algorithm blessed me with your channel today which excited me because a classmate of mine is going to be the next bachelorette and I don't know if I have the wherewithal to sit through all of it but I still want the deets

  41. Cryptic Zealot

    Cryptic Zealot

    Сарын өмнө

    Sorry but Imma have to disagree with you Jarvis. Yosemite had a point. He tried to say his point of view with the group and got shot down, wasn't that funny, just tried to explain himself to her and she wouldn't let him. And when it comes to the Dodgeball, which wasn't just regular Dodgeball they stripped down naked and such, that in a way was kinda screwed. There are much more classier ways and better ways to handle it. She could've just said she wasn't aware that they were going to do that, or she could've stopped them from playing. You have to have class if you are going to do this stuff. The premise of the show is to choose amongst these 30 or so guys and get to know them and be around them. Go on dates and eliminate until you have chosen the one. There are just better ways if doing that and he kind of stated it. Also when she walked out "crying" she wasn't actually crying there were no tears you could watch the clip, she got pissed and yelled at him for no reason and was a prick and she is almost 40.. so like come on. And also it is classless for her. He doesn't let her speak because as you can see in the conversation all she does is berate him and be a douche to him. He literally doesn't even insult her or be a jerk to her until after she does that him lmao dude I think you need to reqatxh the show and not be a jerk to him. You miss where she is just a horrible person to him in this scene. He insults her after she completely berates her and the other guys "dudebro" and she doesn't deserve that if she is going to be that way. Again, she literally interrupts him and berates her then he defends himself walking away. Not the other way around.

    • Controversial Opinion

      Controversial Opinion

      25 өдрийн өмнө

      Correct, everything Jarvis hates Yosef for, Clare did first. You can still hate Yosef, just don't be a hypocrite.

  42. theatog

    theatog

    Сарын өмнө

    Lost it at the animals. They want to make her snow white now!? LUL

  43. Tara Rivera

    Tara Rivera

    Сарын өмнө

    I have to quit reading these comments. As a 37 year old woman, I now feel like a dinosaur 🦖

  44. Erin Bailey

    Erin Bailey

    Сарын өмнө

    It WAS too much for them to do the strip-dodgeball game but oh my GOD Josef’s reaction was so disrespectful and aggressive and disproportionately hateful???

    • Controversial Opinion

      Controversial Opinion

      25 өдрийн өмнө

      Have you seen Yosef's full reaction or just what Jarvis showed you?

  45. OGpillow08

    OGpillow08

    Сарын өмнө

    12:42 OH MY GOD HES SHREK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

  46. E2B2

    E2B2

    Сарын өмнө

    Claire is a better speed runner than Dream.

  47. Aysha Rodriguez

    Aysha Rodriguez

    Сарын өмнө

    Lit, a synopsis

  48. lorenzo brady

    lorenzo brady

    Сарын өмнө

    Bachelor Winter games is an excellent name. Makes me think they’re going to start a bobsled team.

  49. Cat Binnatova

    Cat Binnatova

    Сарын өмнө

    are yall serious? 39 is pretty old....

  50. Gracie Lane

    Gracie Lane

    Сарын өмнө

    recording jarvis: 🤔📝🔎 editing Jarvis: 😍🥴💕🤭🥺🤩🥰🥳

  51. Neolord 12

    Neolord 12

    Сарын өмнө

    The worst part about Jason attacking Claire so aggressively is that in he old age it was entirely possible she'd collapse.

  52. Ella Alaina

    Ella Alaina

    Сарын өмнө

    Why Clare and dale breakup 😂😢🤣

  53. anna sharanevych

    anna sharanevych

    Сарын өмнө

    i loved Bennet he was so cartoonishly funny and honestly a pretty interesting change of pace

  54. Nina Gatechair

    Nina Gatechair

    Сарын өмнө

    I spit out water laughing at the onion part🤣

  55. Sk0lzkiy

    Sk0lzkiy

    Сарын өмнө

    Bitch I spent half a year in one room it's not a thing to make fun of The fact that it wasn't prison is PS Yosef was 10/10 no reason to hate

  56. Torrey Whiting

    Torrey Whiting

    Сарын өмнө

    I just realised, the bachellor(ette) is like a bad harem anime.

  57. Clara Nadine

    Clara Nadine

    Сарын өмнө

    Lmao most of those guys look like they just want to go home

  58. tHe moSt pRoffEssiOnaL mAn

    tHe moSt pRoffEssiOnaL mAn

    Сарын өмнө

    12:30 or so personally i’d be nervous about a words exercise too, i’m not good with expressing my feelings through words i do like exaggerated facial expressions, hugs, and incoherent babbling. words are hard and being put on the spot to say good words i would not be able i would just start listing things that make me happy and hope they also get happy? that’s so random and beside the point considering me and my partner have been together for like almost a year but it’s still. words?? confuse. not do. not like. word not make sense in brain

  59. RV

    RV

    Сарын өмнө

    7:42... am I about to have a bad time?

  60. Bodhisattva

    Bodhisattva

    Сарын өмнө

    This is y I'm never getting married or having kids or dating any1 ever. Single till 99.

  61. I am Baby Yoda

    I am Baby Yoda

    Сарын өмнө

    48 minutes per person per day If you don’t sleep

  62. Lexi

    Lexi

    Сарын өмнө

    My MNmore recommended is a mix of Jarvis and Noel

  63. Dan the Stan man

    Dan the Stan man

    Сарын өмнө

    I think this show would be way better if they all had to date each other instead of 29 of them dating 1 of them

  64. squarepotatoes

    squarepotatoes

    Сарын өмнө

    At least with Claire's men It's not all one type of white boy

  65. Troveion

    Troveion

    Сарын өмнө

    "what you signed up and had no idea who i was even though there was literally no way for you to know me without coming here? get out. now."

  66. Cryptic

    Cryptic

    Сарын өмнө

    “where else would i be able to date 30 men?” just find a polycule ma’am i’m sure you could,,

  67. Austinc5904

    Austinc5904

    Сарын өмнө

    Cmon Tasha wassnt even that bad

  68. Riversidewren

    Riversidewren

    Сарын өмнө

    I sort of wish you had a weekly review show about the bachelor

  69. Awk Whale

    Awk Whale

    Сарын өмнө

    This show makes me happier that im gay

    • Awk Whale

      Awk Whale

      18 өдрийн өмнө

      Plot twist... I realized I'm trans now and so I'm straight I guess 😢

  70. s

    s

    Сарын өмнө

    12:53 Jarvis is confirmed gay

  71. SenorBigMack

    SenorBigMack

    Сарын өмнө

    Dale is the biggest simp.

  72. Elemental Cardboard

    Elemental Cardboard

    Сарын өмнө

    Bro she should’ve at least... pretended not to be into Dale as much as she was because bro.

  73. Summer Vibes

    Summer Vibes

    Сарын өмнө

    She’s probably just worried that she’s going to run out of time to have her own children and settle down. My mom stopped being able to have kids at 32 so aging is scarier for women who haven’t gotten to have kids yet

  74. MAYke it Funny

    MAYke it Funny

    Сарын өмнө

    Yeah they already broke up 🤭

  75. Xenon

    Xenon

    Сарын өмнө

    Damn, Claire’s intro sounded like a whole ytp with how they cut the audio

  76. Kizzi

    Kizzi

    Сарын өмнө

    Dannyyy

  77. buttercup

    buttercup

    2 сарын өмнө

    Whenever I rewatch this video I can't help but hear the awful sound editing where they just stitch together random clips to make the contestants say whatever they watch, it's almost impressive

  78. J Girl

    J Girl

    2 сарын өмнө

    Did you green screen yourself into your own office?

  79. Kelsey CoCa

    Kelsey CoCa

    2 сарын өмнө

    I'm cracking up at the idea of the oldest bachelorette being the fastest season bc there's definitely something to be said about older folks rushing into romance, it goes at a WAY faster pace after 35

  80. Just Existing

    Just Existing

    2 сарын өмнө

    the Claire going outside after quarantine montage thing gave me huge “yeast goes scat with yeast-i-stat” vibes

  81. Haiden has a Cat

    Haiden has a Cat

    2 сарын өмнө

    yus

  82. SnowyPug

    SnowyPug

    2 сарын өмнө

    Damn, only took 5 months for them to break up

  83. BABBY BOBABS

    BABBY BOBABS

    2 сарын өмнө

    I hope Claire's age isn't like- a touchy subject for her or anything lol, can you imagine if you were a 39 year old lady who didn't really like talking about her age, and then suddenly hundreds of people are like "WOAH THIS LADY IS STHE *OLDEST* BACHLORETTE!!!!! SHE'S PRACTICACLLY DEAD NOW!! THIS IS HER LAST CHANCE AT LOVE!"

  84. Kathy zhong

    Kathy zhong

    2 сарын өмнө

    Update: Clare and dale have broken up lmao

    • VictheImpa

      VictheImpa

      26 өдрийн өмнө

      I think only one of the bachelorette couples out of all have lasted... Idk tho I don't watch that show lol

    • spooky boy

      spooky boy

      Сарын өмнө

      genuinely I wonder if any bachelor/bachelorette relationship will have a 10 year anniversary

  85. Generic

    Generic

    2 сарын өмнө

    i guess you could say dale is a little STALE. im sorry but i had to

  86. Big Gay Dinosaur

    Big Gay Dinosaur

    2 сарын өмнө

    dale gives huge eboy vibes

  87. Caileigh K

    Caileigh K

    2 сарын өмнө

    ok but in defense of bennett, do not take him seriously. i actually kinda love his goofy personality. i think his biggest downfall was him involving himself in lots of drama

  88. deb brown

    deb brown

    2 сарын өмнө

    She might be beautiful but how smart can she be when she's on a reality tv show, ostensibly to find a husband

  89. Monty Chambliss

    Monty Chambliss

    2 сарын өмнө

    I lowkey like Youssef even though he basically bullied Claire at the end of that conversation

  90. Shay A

    Shay A

    2 сарын өмнө

    Why was it soooo many blk dudes?!?

  91. Alexandra Henderson

    Alexandra Henderson

    2 сарын өмнө

    When I was quarantining I was literally not allowed to go even to my kitchen. I live in a shared dormitory where our kitchen and door outside are connected to each other.

  92. nightmare paragraph

    nightmare paragraph

    2 сарын өмнө

    the harvard guy looks like what a lighthouse would look like personified.

  93. Ouroboros Ereunetez

    Ouroboros Ereunetez

    2 сарын өмнө

    It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these kids like you are the Bachelorette.

  94. Pegah Zabihian

    Pegah Zabihian

    2 сарын өмнө

    This looks like a ya novel where they tell you there's an apocalypse/zombies/other horrific ya scenario, and then they cut back to before it happened to show you the characters getting to that point, except ya novels can actually be interesting

  95. invalid ace

    invalid ace

    2 сарын өмнө

    I hate Bennett and Noah they both suck. Tayshia should have ended up with Ivan, he's better than Zac.

  96. Berry Andres

    Berry Andres

    2 сарын өмнө

    Do we get an update on tasha's season???

  97. Ayisha Ba

    Ayisha Ba

    2 сарын өмнө

    Dale is a robot pass it on

  98. Melissa Mikaelson

    Melissa Mikaelson

    2 сарын өмнө

    This guy looks a lot like MG from legacies

  99. Melissa Mikaelson

    Melissa Mikaelson

    2 сарын өмнө

    Guys Claire is not that old, idk why everyone is acting like that!! She’s 39, and her first pet was a dinosaur!

  100. Alex Johnson

    Alex Johnson

    2 сарын өмнө

    Claire and Dale lasted almost as long as Claire's Bachelorette tenure

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