Claire: "I'm an independent woman who just wants a man who will show up and be there for me." This show: "I am on death's door and I need to find a life partner to pass on what I learned from my mentor, Sun Tzu."

Also Claire is too strong for these weak ass men

The murder guy probably was in the army lol

NOT THE BIRDS 😭😭

Thank you for saving the only interesting part of the story till the very end. I had no idea I wanted to know the names of Clare's parents ... until I did.

Did anyone else see Danny Gonzalez..? Just like super fast?

22:47 anyone see Danny Gonzalez

I know this was awhile ago but tbh Joseph was one of my favorites. He was a dick at times but he was the most real out of all the dudes out there. Claire was genuinely the worst bachelorette ever and she acted like a 23 year old not a 39 year old. I think Joseph understood that right away. What he did was not controversial, he stuck up to he valued and didn't take shit from anyone. While he was kinda petty at times he was the only real person on this show.

The zoom on a bird chirping fucking slayed me

22:47 huh what’s drew doing here

Friggin dale

The way they talked about Clair being clear, made me think Scientology was behind the Bachelor/Bachelorette tv shows!

'people are dying' Kardashian flashbacks

i love tashia so much. she was done dirty in the other season on the bachelor. she deserves the spotlight

22:47 Danny is that you bro

"I'm just gonna respect your-" Ha! If you have to say that then it means you don't plan on doing it cause you'd already be gone.

so where's the video about the there half of the season???

And now they've broken up. Amazing stuff!

I'm laughing because I have an ad spot right next to the video showing the bachelorette posing with a rose and for some reason, they decide to overlay it with a black guy's foot as he puts on a dress sock lol

simp

11:24 that's exactly the ?? Face

9:07 Bennett scares me for no reason

Dale says that he’s here. She wanted a man who would be there soooooo. Soulmates 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

Yosef kinda had a point

Update: Dale and Clare apparently broke up 😀

It’s Jason Stathem what did you expect? The man is THE Equalizer.

16:25 I literally spit out my water laughing ✋🏾😭

Everytime you bring up the oldest thing, she gets older and older, from old lady to senior citizen to AT DEATH'S DOOR

Claire: *sad* we were going to start shooting in a few days but then the pandemic happened. THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING KIM!

22:47 Danny Gonzalez?

Why do you ignore how humiliating and immature it is to waste everyone's time and have them strip down for your entertainment. Let's be honest it was classless.

Why did you ignore clare's contribution to the arguement? Everythig you hate Yosef for doing in that arguement she did first. Parent shaming, inturepting, being aggresive and immature, escalating the situation and namecalling. she was the one that did all of that when he was trying to have a mature discussion with her and so he decided to give her what she was giving him. You only showed his parts of the conversation to prove some bs point. It is extremely manipulative.

Now Jarvis keep in mind they have no internet for two weeks in isolation I’d be that crazy too

Jarvis, thank you for showing up for Claire.

Yosef Slander??? You also cut out all the equal petty things Clare said to escalate the situation, don’t act like Yosef was completely unwarranted. Also making the guys do strip volleyball is pretty immature and like he says “classless”, imagine if there was a 40 year old bachelor and he made all the girls strip and do the same thing. There’s no way that would be allowed

There’s nothing wrong with finding it insulting when she has the guys playing strip dodgeball. It is super demeaning and unnecessarily sexualized (though he was a dick and the shirtless pics were hilariously ironic)

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i thought german bachelor / bachelorette was unbelievably shitty but dude american TV just hits different lol

The algorithm blessed me with your channel today which excited me because a classmate of mine is going to be the next bachelorette and I don't know if I have the wherewithal to sit through all of it but I still want the deets

Sorry but Imma have to disagree with you Jarvis. Yosemite had a point. He tried to say his point of view with the group and got shot down, wasn't that funny, just tried to explain himself to her and she wouldn't let him. And when it comes to the Dodgeball, which wasn't just regular Dodgeball they stripped down naked and such, that in a way was kinda screwed. There are much more classier ways and better ways to handle it. She could've just said she wasn't aware that they were going to do that, or she could've stopped them from playing. You have to have class if you are going to do this stuff. The premise of the show is to choose amongst these 30 or so guys and get to know them and be around them. Go on dates and eliminate until you have chosen the one. There are just better ways if doing that and he kind of stated it. Also when she walked out "crying" she wasn't actually crying there were no tears you could watch the clip, she got pissed and yelled at him for no reason and was a prick and she is almost 40.. so like come on. And also it is classless for her. He doesn't let her speak because as you can see in the conversation all she does is berate him and be a douche to him. He literally doesn't even insult her or be a jerk to her until after she does that him lmao dude I think you need to reqatxh the show and not be a jerk to him. You miss where she is just a horrible person to him in this scene. He insults her after she completely berates her and the other guys "dudebro" and she doesn't deserve that if she is going to be that way. Again, she literally interrupts him and berates her then he defends himself walking away. Not the other way around.

Lost it at the animals. They want to make her snow white now!? LUL

I have to quit reading these comments. As a 37 year old woman, I now feel like a dinosaur 🦖

It WAS too much for them to do the strip-dodgeball game but oh my GOD Josef’s reaction was so disrespectful and aggressive and disproportionately hateful???

12:42 OH MY GOD HES SHREK, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Claire is a better speed runner than Dream.

Lit, a synopsis

Bachelor Winter games is an excellent name. Makes me think they’re going to start a bobsled team.

are yall serious? 39 is pretty old....

recording jarvis: 🤔📝🔎 editing Jarvis: 😍🥴💕🤭🥺🤩🥰🥳

The worst part about Jason attacking Claire so aggressively is that in he old age it was entirely possible she'd collapse.

Why Clare and dale breakup 😂😢🤣

i loved Bennet he was so cartoonishly funny and honestly a pretty interesting change of pace

I spit out water laughing at the onion part🤣

Bitch I spent half a year in one room it's not a thing to make fun of The fact that it wasn't prison is PS Yosef was 10/10 no reason to hate

I just realised, the bachellor(ette) is like a bad harem anime.

Lmao most of those guys look like they just want to go home

12:30 or so personally i’d be nervous about a words exercise too, i’m not good with expressing my feelings through words i do like exaggerated facial expressions, hugs, and incoherent babbling. words are hard and being put on the spot to say good words i would not be able i would just start listing things that make me happy and hope they also get happy? that’s so random and beside the point considering me and my partner have been together for like almost a year but it’s still. words?? confuse. not do. not like. word not make sense in brain

7:42... am I about to have a bad time?

This is y I'm never getting married or having kids or dating any1 ever. Single till 99.

48 minutes per person per day If you don’t sleep

My MNmore recommended is a mix of Jarvis and Noel

I think this show would be way better if they all had to date each other instead of 29 of them dating 1 of them

At least with Claire's men It's not all one type of white boy

"what you signed up and had no idea who i was even though there was literally no way for you to know me without coming here? get out. now."

“where else would i be able to date 30 men?” just find a polycule ma’am i’m sure you could,,

Cmon Tasha wassnt even that bad

I sort of wish you had a weekly review show about the bachelor

This show makes me happier that im gay

12:53 Jarvis is confirmed gay

Dale is the biggest simp.

Bro she should’ve at least... pretended not to be into Dale as much as she was because bro.

She’s probably just worried that she’s going to run out of time to have her own children and settle down. My mom stopped being able to have kids at 32 so aging is scarier for women who haven’t gotten to have kids yet

Yeah they already broke up 🤭

Damn, Claire’s intro sounded like a whole ytp with how they cut the audio

Dannyyy

Whenever I rewatch this video I can't help but hear the awful sound editing where they just stitch together random clips to make the contestants say whatever they watch, it's almost impressive

Did you green screen yourself into your own office?

I'm cracking up at the idea of the oldest bachelorette being the fastest season bc there's definitely something to be said about older folks rushing into romance, it goes at a WAY faster pace after 35

the Claire going outside after quarantine montage thing gave me huge “yeast goes scat with yeast-i-stat” vibes

yus

Damn, only took 5 months for them to break up

I hope Claire's age isn't like- a touchy subject for her or anything lol, can you imagine if you were a 39 year old lady who didn't really like talking about her age, and then suddenly hundreds of people are like "WOAH THIS LADY IS STHE *OLDEST* BACHLORETTE!!!!! SHE'S PRACTICACLLY DEAD NOW!! THIS IS HER LAST CHANCE AT LOVE!"

Update: Clare and dale have broken up lmao

i guess you could say dale is a little STALE. im sorry but i had to

dale gives huge eboy vibes

ok but in defense of bennett, do not take him seriously. i actually kinda love his goofy personality. i think his biggest downfall was him involving himself in lots of drama

She might be beautiful but how smart can she be when she's on a reality tv show, ostensibly to find a husband

I lowkey like Youssef even though he basically bullied Claire at the end of that conversation

Why was it soooo many blk dudes?!?

When I was quarantining I was literally not allowed to go even to my kitchen. I live in a shared dormitory where our kitchen and door outside are connected to each other.

the harvard guy looks like what a lighthouse would look like personified.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these kids like you are the Bachelorette.

This looks like a ya novel where they tell you there's an apocalypse/zombies/other horrific ya scenario, and then they cut back to before it happened to show you the characters getting to that point, except ya novels can actually be interesting

I hate Bennett and Noah they both suck. Tayshia should have ended up with Ivan, he's better than Zac.

Do we get an update on tasha's season???

Dale is a robot pass it on

This guy looks a lot like MG from legacies

Guys Claire is not that old, idk why everyone is acting like that!! She’s 39, and her first pet was a dinosaur!

Claire and Dale lasted almost as long as Claire's Bachelorette tenure