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The Worst Yelp Reviews I've Ever Seen

Today we look at the wonderful world of 1-star yelp reviews for national parks.. Pretty fishy
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  1. Jarvis Johnson

    Jarvis Johnson

    Жилийн өмнө

    i'm back

    • Aunt bill

      Aunt bill

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      No I think you may be front

    • G & A

      G & A

      19 өдрийн өмнө

      You is

    • Arin Ray

      Arin Ray

      2 сарын өмнө

      He was back

    • Charmaine Zara

      Charmaine Zara

      2 сарын өмнө

      lol hello

  2. Theater Geek

    Theater Geek

    11 цагийн өмнө

    I recommend reading reviews on like the Atlantic ocean on Google

  3. itsKyori


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    At the very end, I thought that the music was coming from somewhere in my room instead of my headphones. In retrospect, those couple minutes of confusion were absolutely hilarious.

  4. Xylin Plays

    Xylin Plays

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    the park: ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ most beautiful scene ever (beside my gf) however...to much grass, to many trees, WAY to much people. there was no wifi my kids got tased for killing every animal they saw, i felt bad. but they cuffed me. my wife shot the cops. BUT!!! i'd go back.

  5. RiverCiver


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Ocean ⭐️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ “Too much salt”

  6. FloraWorld


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm french, and in the french side of Yelp (and its french equivalents), we don't have these kinds of weird ass/disrespecful reviews. Like, we write a review when we have something to say and not just to sh*t on the place/the people or just for a joke, like, there's no purpose to do that. America is just... Doomed. Not meant to be saved. I- Yeah. Imma just stay in France, not like i could go anywhere right now anyway lol 😔👈

  7. Sayeed Kizuk

    Sayeed Kizuk

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    For real though glacier national park sounds intense. In Banff the rangers never bother you imo

  8. Zeko Malouk

    Zeko Malouk

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I’ve been to the Grand Canyon before, it is Stunning rather, the open landscape is beautiful yet “lackluster” as people describe it as because Arizona is a desert. Personally, the nature of the Grand Canyon, even being there is rather breathtaking that you are standing near a monument rather.

  9. Terrance Shinry Johnson

    Terrance Shinry Johnson

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis is cute lol

  10. J Maloney

    J Maloney

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    That’s weird, because that picture isn’t the Grand Canyon, it’s actually part of Lake Powel

  11. Ayah Asad

    Ayah Asad

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I’ve seen so many people who post bad reviews on businesses that haven’t even opened 🤦‍♀️

  12. derpydolphin


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    As someone who lives near the worst city to ever live as reported by the news, so all these reviewers are lying

  13. Nash Byrd

    Nash Byrd

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I think it's so funny how these guys act like they're dunking in the Grand Canyon like. Y'all it's a canyon it's not gonna hear you.

  14. Spectre 101

    Spectre 101

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    SO DISSAPOINTED ⭐★★★★ i bought a book and it had pages like wtf

  15. Anthony Torrez

    Anthony Torrez

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    ⭐️☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Zoo: They Wouldn’t let my daughter kick and touch all of the newborn animals! How dare they! I should be able to kick the animals! I deserve a gift card - Karen

  16. SourPatchSquid


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Damn the intro really hits different during allergy season

  17. SquareBadge4952


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    “Another issue is the lack of cell phone services” It’s supposed to be a natural beauty, your not going to be using your cell phone, if at all

  18. SquareBadge4952


    10 өдрийн өмнө

    TERRIBLE 0/10 NEVER WOULD GO AGAIN!!!!!!!! 💛🤍🤍🤍🤍 “Apparently what I said was “racist” and “hateful” and “inappropriate” I only said the n word in front of 2 year olds! WHAT THE FU-“

  19. Imara White

    Imara White

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    i'm here for the most intense intro lol

  20. Gavin The Crafter

    Gavin The Crafter

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Joshua Tree National Park ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ The food was terrible (worse than most Michelin star restaurants) and there wasn't even anyone named Joshua. Ignoring the breathtaking views and fascinating wildlife, this place is a hot mess. What a scam!

  21. Dog Woof シ アタʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    Dog Woof シ アタʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    ⭐ ☆☆☆☆☆ VERY BAD ------------------ ""2019"" ----------- I'm late

  22. IQUnder30


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    "...and you will have the Forestry Service against you!" Wait what?! Why do they end it there?! I wanna know what the hell they did!

  23. Randomtology


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    that tracker is needlessly huge

  24. Face Of Failure

    Face Of Failure

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Boring ⭐️ 🌫🌫🌫🌫 I saw this video and thought "finally new content" but this guy looks so average. Not worth the watch. Just to watch some five minute crafts or something.....

  25. devil furby

    devil furby

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    oh jarvie...

  26. A F O O Z

    A F O O Z

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    DO NOT GO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ⭐☆☆☆☆ don't let the others fool tou. the moose were too majestic, the flowers were too pretty, there weren't enough people, and I felt too refreshed and rejuvenated! even when I wanted to jump off the mountain, the ranger didn't let me. then, I met a magical goat who granted all of my wishes and became my best friend, and then I learned he was my dad! then I sneezed, so I'm never going back, and I advise you to, too

  27. Rakoon


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    You were caused BE erosion 4:05

  28. Cluegames


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    As a Montanan resident I’d like to clarify the snow on the mountains... it’s fucking Montana we get snow randomly 9 months out of the year at least

  29. Murph theGangster

    Murph theGangster

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    ⭐️❌❌❌❌ There was no empty star emoji -A mobile user

  30. Angela van Rooyen

    Angela van Rooyen

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    I've only ever left one 1-star, for my country's competitor to Uber Eats. I documented my last 20 orders from 10 dofferent restaurants and every single one of them were incorrect, has missing components or came with no sauce/straw or napkin (when I asked for them explicitly). In the beginning when this happened, they'd refund you the cash or figure something out but for those 20 orders they gave me gift vouchers for their app, usually totaling less that what needed to be refunded, or, promised me a refund/voucher and then never followed up. I always leave reviews on everything because, how else is the business supposed to know if they're doing anything wrong? But giving such a bad review made me feel embarrassed for them.

  31. Genevieve


    21 өдрийн өмнө

    ⭐️☆☆☆☆ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: Becky Thompson the park rangers wouldn’t let my son, Phillip, k¡ll the bison so he could make some bison jerkey! so disrespectful.

  32. Briana willard

    Briana willard

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    I did a one star only one time and it was for a hairstylist who took 8 hours to do my hair because she took phone breaks every 10 braids. And she charged me for service I didn’t ask for

  33. sour b

    sour b

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    I think their problem is that.........they don't like nature lmao..

  34. Bri Merritt

    Bri Merritt

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    POV: it’s 420 but in 2021.

  35. Aiden Brown

    Aiden Brown

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    This is my favorite opening to any video. Jarvis has such great comedic timing

    • Shaila Walsh

      Shaila Walsh

      24 өдрийн өмнө


  36. Emily Rose Almeida

    Emily Rose Almeida

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Yeah hi, Glacier yelp reviewer. Snow in glacier in July isn't as rare as you might think.

  37. Emma Bethke

    Emma Bethke

    27 өдрийн өмнө

    I cant even imagine what the people walking on the side walk who could see him talking to the plants were thinking lmao

  38. Rose Reiter

    Rose Reiter

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    As someone who lives in mountains, it is very possible that there was snow in the end of July.

  39. Artificial Macaroni

    Artificial Macaroni

    Сарын өмнө

    “My daughter tried to take the Mona Lisa and they tased her!”

  40. beans


    Сарын өмнө

    how do you go to the grand canyon and act like it was something made by a crappy artist - gurl they cant just change it

  41. feral cryptid

    feral cryptid

    Сарын өмнө

    Bears, TWICE!

  42. Admin Team gaming

    Admin Team gaming

    Сарын өмнө

    If you have a laptop and it is on, put on headphones and remove the left part of the headphones from your ears and then touch the right part to the laptop. (Please note: this might not work with all headphones or laptops. Please tell me if you hear anything weird, and if it matches the feel of 14:45). you can also leave on the left part for higher volume!

  43. NovaBurst [Supernova Gamma ray burst]

    NovaBurst [Supernova Gamma ray burst]

    Сарын өмнө

    he reminds me of my friends a lot and he seems like a fun guy to hang out with

  44. AJ


    Сарын өмнө

    Them: ONE STAR Grand Canyon: *starts crying*

  45. Blighted Admiral

    Blighted Admiral

    Сарын өмнө

    “Birds of paradise” OMG I’M DYING

  46. Sour Milk

    Sour Milk

    Сарын өмнө

    First video I'm watching of yours. Very funny . 5 stars!

  47. Aesthetic


    Сарын өмнө

    i cant imagne what the people around you thought XD

  48. Tristyn Fleming

    Tristyn Fleming

    Сарын өмнө

    I used to know someone who worked in Yellowstone and she got a call once with someone asking " when are you going to release the animals"

  49. Hatori Hanso

    Hatori Hanso

    Сарын өмнө

    More of this please 🙏🏾😂

  50. Mjestic Beats

    Mjestic Beats

    Сарын өмнө

    I like the fact that he bleeped the word "fk" in a way that the word still came through 🤣



    Сарын өмнө

    And he was just trying to get some of the morning love not big deal



    Сарын өмнө

    I love trees

  53. meow miixd

    meow miixd

    Сарын өмнө

    imagine walking down the street and seing jarvis yelling at a flower

  54. Tenseigod


    Сарын өмнө

    The store: STUFF COST MONEY!!!!!!! ⭐️🔘🔘🔘🔘

  55. Gina Carrano 50 years ago

    Gina Carrano 50 years ago

    Сарын өмнө

    Fuck people that leave reviews. I work at a 2 star hotel and I’ve people leave reviews upset and acting like it’s not a 4-5 star hotel. One time I got a bad review because I wasn’t wearing a mask when they came in. I get busy and sometime forget to put on a mask, complained about how the pool was closed because it was down for maintenance and I quote “we got lectured about not smoking in the hotel and that it’s a 500$ dollar penalty for smoking, which is ironic considering how the hotel smelled like smoke” 1st of all we can’t control people’s actions and some people don’t listen to rules 2nd of all when we go in the room and smell cigarette smoke, we charge them.

  56. J Jones

    J Jones

    Сарын өмнө

    Glacier is so beautiful there are areas were you drive overtop of the cloud line and it's fricken awesome

  57. Papa Matt

    Papa Matt

    Сарын өмнө

    Yellow stone is going to die and take all of us with it

  58. Jonah Huskey

    Jonah Huskey

    Сарын өмнө

    Awww dang it I can’t burn down the Amazon rainforest

  59. Kitty Weller

    Kitty Weller

    Сарын өмнө

    People watching you film the intro must be so confused ngl

  60. The Caustic Somm

    The Caustic Somm

    Сарын өмнө

    Alcohol server here. Soooo many 1 star reviews for cutting off drunk people or checking ID. You've never seen butthurt until you've told someone they can't have their sippy-sips

  61. Mary Fowler

    Mary Fowler

    Сарын өмнө

    ⭐ I didn't like the lip crust at the edges of your mouth in the beginning of your video.

  62. Pixelade


    Сарын өмнө


  63. Tara's Tank Friends

    Tara's Tank Friends

    Сарын өмнө

    Tbh, I didn't enjoy the grand canyon either. I was 11 and got bad heat stroke. My dad decided to take me in July. So probably his fault and not the grand canyon's.

  64. Pretzel


    Сарын өмнө

    just imagine driving down the street and you see a guy with a camera screaming at a flower

  65. Declan Harnish

    Declan Harnish

    Сарын өмнө

    That feeling when bears twice

  66. Stefanie Baggott

    Stefanie Baggott

    Сарын өмнө

    I loved this video!!! Couldn't stop laughing 🤣 I have visited all these places, so the reviews were super funny, because I can kinda understand what each person meant. I especially loved the review about the park rangers being everywhere, because, in a way, it's true 👮.

  67. Xob - YouTuber Clips

    Xob - YouTuber Clips

    Сарын өмнө

    ⭐️☆☆☆☆ "I'm Allergic to grass! I had to go to the H O S P I T A L!"

  68. L C

    L C

    Сарын өмнө

    mona lisa ≠ small rock from lakeside

  69. ADB


    Сарын өмнө

    Joseph G's complaints seem valid enough

  70. Derpy Shark

    Derpy Shark

    Сарын өмнө

    I don’t think people understand the point of a park If your just gonna be on your phone then what’s the point of going And if you want to go somewhere that you know you will see animals, go to a fricking Zoo

  71. SirenRain


    Сарын өмнө

    14:06 dude just wanted to get mauled

  72. satinizer


    Сарын өмнө

    i think all the national parks/nature reviews are for the shits and giggles

  73. Kevin Houghton

    Kevin Houghton

    Сарын өмнө

    Too much rambling. Had to keep it moving.

  74. Eggman n

    Eggman n

    Сарын өмнө

    as a montanan- tourists who come to montana are so fkn annoying. they’re usually entitled and/or have such weird expectations of our state. PLUS they often have made no effort to learn animal safety or even basic nature safety and then get mad when something bad happens because of their negligence.

  75. Michael Girouard

    Michael Girouard

    Сарын өмнө

    You're kind of funny.

  76. Adhipan B. Iniyan

    Adhipan B. Iniyan

    Сарын өмнө

    ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ "i went to glacier park and they wouldn't allow me to hunt the goat, cut the trees or burn down the forest"

  77. tAngor


    Сарын өмнө

    the grand canyon actually does have dippin dots

  78. OCD Lettuce Lena

    OCD Lettuce Lena

    Сарын өмнө

    ⭐️ Don’t go, honestly it sucks. I was excited to see the “yellow stone” it advertised. When I arrive I saw no yellow stone. I’m disappointed. -Dean Catherine

  79. Lonewolfstar99


    Сарын өмнө

    If you go to chipotle, you deserve to get trapped in the bathroom.

  80. David Blocker

    David Blocker

    Сарын өмнө

    How do you know they’ve even been there?

  81. I don’t have Videos

    I don’t have Videos

    Сарын өмнө

    That intro made me feel high

  82. Pretend I Have A Creative Name

    Pretend I Have A Creative Name

    Сарын өмнө

    The beginning honestly felt like a blues clues episode. Until the whole fuck thing

  83. Ryan Ames

    Ryan Ames

    Сарын өмнө

    Lemme just say tho I'm planning a road trip to California and I'm stopping at the grand canyon and also 100% definitely going to the place that Is directly south of the grand canyon park where you get back on Rte 66. It's called bearizona. BEAR izona. It's gonna be great. These people saying there's no nature are dumb

  84. Brooke


    Сарын өмнө

    My period is late ⭐️☆☆☆☆

  85. Unchained Galaxy

    Unchained Galaxy

    Сарын өмнө

    "One. Star. Bitch" -Jarvis Johnson, 2019 I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

  86. spot d

    spot d

    Сарын өмнө

    Once I saw a review for a game " five stars Piss It tastes like piss"

  87. Shy GalaxyYT

    Shy GalaxyYT

    2 сарын өмнө

    Man I thought I was the only one who did this. Also the Google reviews are funnier like you can find people complaining about anything and everything

  88. Jake Shwetz

    Jake Shwetz

    2 сарын өмнө

    I wish you could do a part two

  89. Carmen Mercedes

    Carmen Mercedes

    2 сарын өмнө

    The sky ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Nothing to do. And the fact that it's only ever blue- I can't I literally can't

  90. Just Me Content

    Just Me Content

    2 сарын өмнө

    Do these people expect the park owners to change the park

  91. Avery Copeland

    Avery Copeland

    2 сарын өмнө

    The verdant opera parenthetically start because hourglass alternatively answer across a ablaze ounce. harmonious, plain transport

  92. Qat On Fire

    Qat On Fire

    2 сарын өмнө

    ◾◽◽◽◽ "Would not let me fight the bears. Very rude. Yelled at me when I tried to burn the forest down and took away my flamethrower. Breathtaking view and they give away free cars to every visitor. All in all a mediocre experience at best."

  93. Emily Atherton

    Emily Atherton

    2 сарын өмнө

    aww, poor flower!

  94. Malin B

    Malin B

    2 сарын өмнө

    why are they pitting the grand canyon and yellowstone against each other? they're girlfriends.

    • Luminescence


      11 өдрийн өмнө

      Yellowstone is absolutely a cottagecore girl, while grand canyon is definitely the type to live in a 1940s volkswagen van

  95. Drayden The king

    Drayden The king

    2 сарын өмнө

    Imagine watching a full grown man walk circles around a plant saying one star, lol

  96. Chyrocyincal


    2 сарын өмнө

    Apparently there is a thing at The Grand Canyon where not just one but many people have left google reviews saying they had their jeans/pants stolen Just look up google reviews and sort by lowest

  97. Paris Granville

    Paris Granville

    2 сарын өмнө

    I haven't laughed out loud in a long time. But I couldn't breathe when watched this because I was gasping between guffaws.

  98. eemoo1o


    2 сарын өмнө

    I hope he apologised to the flower... and the pedestrians who saw him...

  99. Danthegran99


    2 сарын өмнө

    Why did Jarvis grilling the flower do things to me

  100. Carlos Daniel Lopez Romero

    Carlos Daniel Lopez Romero

    2 сарын өмнө

    one star review i just went to this aquarium and there was too many fishes i just wanted to see lions elephants and tigers and my daughter tried to swim with the sharks but they said it was too dangerous.... WHAT THE HECK?!?!