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The Worst Dating Show Contestant On TV (The Bachelorette)

The bachelorette finished up a couple of weeks ago and i couldn't stop thinking about how awful jed and luke p were so i spent a really long time making a video about them.
thanks to danny gonzalez for being a failed bachelor contestant. subscribe to him to make him feel better mnmore.info/cd/SUf5_EPEfl4zlBKZHkZdmw
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  1. Emily Speck

    Emily Speck

    8 цагийн өмнө

    Hannah: this man is making me uncomfortable and I voted him off for that reason. Producers: ok /woman/ but what if we don’t care and instead keep letting him come back to harass you on live television

    • Emily Speck

      Emily Speck

      8 цагийн өмнө

      “Relationships only work with communication.” THEN LISTEN TO WHAT SHE SAYS YOU COLOSSAL CREEP.

  2. waffles


    Өдрийн өмнө

    please 5:43 i was like "wait is that fucking danny?" and I'm still confused after seeing that it was

  3. Birgitte Andersen

    Birgitte Andersen

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Excuse you. I would totally date sloth lady.

  4. cat


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Danny is like mister noodle on this channel

  5. Southern motherfucking Democratic Republicans

    Southern motherfucking Democratic Republicans

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    Sad Danny

  6. Magdalena Pazlarova

    Magdalena Pazlarova

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm genuinely confused about the "in Prague" written at 12:21 and since that's the city where I live, id like some answers. Did somebody get the joke?

  7. Somewhere 123

    Somewhere 123

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    *Crying in Christian embarassment*

  8. Oscar Young

    Oscar Young

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    I cant believe they got the bass player from led zeppelin on here

  9. Eat At Joe's

    Eat At Joe's

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    As a Christian, I apologize for this man. I hate him.

  10. mevanjoo o

    mevanjoo o

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Wtf does "freulisch" mean, there is no word in the german language that sounds like that.

  11. Bridget Phelan

    Bridget Phelan

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    As a rugby player... I would purposely throw the game if 1, Luke P loses, and 2, Golden Doodle wins because I love him. ALSO! LUKE P! GET LOW!! BEND THOSE KNEES! This isn't careless whisper, this is mean to be a tackle little man.

  12. S Quinonez

    S Quinonez

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    If you think I didn’t binge the whole season just to watch this episode you are mistaken ....... also the out of the box reference Was phenomenal !

    • S Quinonez

      S Quinonez

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      @Jarvis Johnson 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

    • Jarvis Johnson

      Jarvis Johnson

      6 өдрийн өмнө


  13. Aeren Rose

    Aeren Rose

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Roll tide

  14. Kai Townsend

    Kai Townsend

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis: I'm a youtuber Gold Line: Unemployed

  15. Kyle Paoletti

    Kyle Paoletti

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    “You don’t get a diploma for music” Me: *three music degrees and thousands of dollars in debt* “oh”

  16. Chicken Lopez

    Chicken Lopez

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Your from San Francisco?!?!?! I'm from Oakland!

  17. reneyyy


    6 өдрийн өмнө

    not the danny part *cries*

  18. Kira Stankov

    Kira Stankov

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    When I saw danny I was so confused I literally looked up all of the people that were on Hannah's season just to see if danny was actually a bachelor. I was quickly dissapointed nothing but a minute later

  19. Christopher Gibbons

    Christopher Gibbons

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Mark my words some day they are going to have a bachelor who gets a sex change in between seasons and become the bachelorette on the next show as well.

  20. Kaitlin Magee

    Kaitlin Magee

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    I would love a plot twist where the bachelorette is disguised as a production assistant prepping these guys to meet a fake bachelorette, and she makes her determinations of them as the boys talk with producers what stupid thing they will do to get her attention.

  21. Niko Yochum

    Niko Yochum

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    The bassist from led zeppelin went on the bachelorette?

  22. PurPoll


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Why are adults so...cringe

  23. Dr. Potato

    Dr. Potato

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Where the fuck did Danny come from? I didn’t even know they knew each other but that’s cool tho

  24. Grail Montgomery

    Grail Montgomery

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    There's just something so incredibly appropriate about a man hiding in a box that says "fragile, handle with care"

  25. Holytitmouse


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    okay, but like, as a very gay woman, I'd marry Sloth Girl in a HEARTBEAT like BITCH, Y E S I love it

  26. tealios


    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I really want the rugby scene dubbed over with half life sound effects

  27. Grail Montgomery

    Grail Montgomery

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Jed: 🎶🎵 oh Hannah Hannaaaah~ 🎵🎶 Hannah: Me? He's singing your name directly at you. Yes, the song's for you.

  28. rogurt


    9 өдрийн өмнө

    "A MNmorer..." UNEMPLOYED

  29. Mummy Cat

    Mummy Cat

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Omfg Hannah from Alabama sounds exactly like Tammy from Squidbillies ffffffffffff

  30. Anya Cummings

    Anya Cummings

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    the fact i no joke had a friend named hannah from alabama😂😂

  31. Jimmy Page Is Satan And I Stan

    Jimmy Page Is Satan And I Stan

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    I hear the name “John Paul Jones “ and I think Jonesy, bassist of Led Zeppelin

  32. You Smell

    You Smell

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    HELPPP 5:34

  33. Cello Strings

    Cello Strings

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    0:01 “Hai, ah’m jahrvis J, ah’m a MNmorer from Sanfransico California and awnestly ah’m just hoping to find luhve.”

  34. Christopher Sanchez

    Christopher Sanchez

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Let’s be real, this Dude played his part perfectly. People act like the producers didn’t tell him to act this way to get ratings.

  35. Veniamin Vigovsky

    Veniamin Vigovsky

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    lukewarm p

  36. jacen cade

    jacen cade

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    So You went on a show. Where you and several other guys date one woman at once. And think she should only be dating you? Dude where do you think you are?

    • jacen cade

      jacen cade

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      i seriously fail to see what im not getting here? like why are you complaining that other contestents are getting time with the person you all are vieing for the attention of? is that not the point of the whole show?

  37. jacen cade

    jacen cade

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    How do people watch this shit and actually believe any of it is real?

  38. jacen cade

    jacen cade

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Oh my god that guys rapping is awful

  39. BossALKENO


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Luke P.’s face: 🤤 Literally everything else: 🤢

  40. Nicole Deuerlein

    Nicole Deuerlein

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    I wish Mike had got chosen.

  41. In a banana suit

    In a banana suit

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    11:01 Lol I love that they applauded

  42. cora graves

    cora graves

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    he has ,,, qualities

  43. activemadi001.5***


    16 өдрийн өмнө

    The way I flinched when I saw danny and had to go back to see if it was actually him

  44. Just a dude that comments on videos.

    Just a dude that comments on videos.

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Hannah B. sounds like Mabel from Gravity Falls grew up.

  45. Nobody


    17 өдрийн өмнө

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  46. Chris


    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Fast fwd, 2021, Colton Gay, Yeah: We always knew

  47. the real esper

    the real esper

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    5:34 yup

  48. Engardian


    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Man I wish I could be on the bachelor. I wanna wear pretty dresses and meet new people and share my humor. But I’m not absolutely buttfuck insane so they’d never hire me.

  49. Ace Lol

    Ace Lol

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    ah yes, the 4 bachelorettes- hayden, caden, brayden, and okden

    • I'm Miss Misa

      I'm Miss Misa

      18 өдрийн өмнө

      oh hey saiki lol

  50. Jules K

    Jules K

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    PLEASE never stop talking about The Bachelor. Also I cannot believe that Mike wasn’t the bachelor. That’s bullshit.

  51. Lordt Help Us!

    Lordt Help Us!

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    Wait what? He jumped the fence?! FR?! 👁👄👁 Awww Jesus .H. Christ! He is a stalker (of Cassie Randolph) and now has come out gay. Like what? This deserves a follow up video just on Colton...IJS 🤷🏾‍♀️ Edit: Hold up 🙋🏾‍♀️..while I look up definition of "cantekerous" because that is a word, I feel, I should use on a regular.

  52. Xander McDevitt

    Xander McDevitt

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Did you sneak Danny Gonzales in at 5:35 ?

  53. SampfanCresta


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Wow, the us Bachelor series is as stupid and scripted as the dutch version was😂

  54. ElonTheMuskrat


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    Luke P seems like someone with psychopathy that did not get the superior intellect trait.

  55. Sasha Raydon

    Sasha Raydon

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    goddamn luke p is so weird

  56. Randomtology


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    they should redo this show, so theres just a bunch of guys hanging out, and theres an ugly girl who has to try to flirt with all of them until she gets laid, then she wins $250,000. that would be better since the (latter)marriages literally NEVER worked from this show...

    • Randomtology


      17 өдрийн өмнө

      @I'm Miss Misa oh, but the bachelor is?

    • I'm Miss Misa

      I'm Miss Misa

      18 өдрийн өмнө

      this... this is not a good idea

  57. Randomtology


    22 өдрийн өмнө

    this channel is becoming one of my favs! youre funny af

  58. V1rus


    23 өдрийн өмнө

    That didn't age well 7:12

  59. Sochikki


    23 өдрийн өмнө

    Why does Luke always look emotionless and on the verge of tears at the same time

  60. KissyAdair


    23 өдрийн өмнө

    When I saw Danny, I was like "Tf he doing?" 😂 At first I thought, "that white dude looks A LOT like Danny Gonzalez. 😂

  61. Kamila Ortega

    Kamila Ortega

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    why is no one talking about how jed has not gained any listeners in spotify or even STAYED THE SAME. HE DROPPED TO 1,498 LISTENERS MONTHLY AND ONLY HAS 2,429 FOLLOWERS

  62. jonah hoff

    jonah hoff

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    "it's not like hes some 7ft Adonis who uses his charm and good looks to win the bachelorettes heart in Episode 1" Spoilers for the next season.

  63. YoungAce


    24 өдрийн өмнө

    He’s 7 feet tall and weighs 100 pounds and says funny things like let’s go get a sandwich

  64. sunflower hollow

    sunflower hollow

    24 өдрийн өмнө

    Mike deserves love the most

  65. george kane

    george kane

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Cringe. That’s all i have to say.

  66. MadisonSoda


    25 өдрийн өмнө

    the "d" in luke p stands for decent human being

  67. Rando Plants

    Rando Plants

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Is this the premium channel? Jarvis’ insightful commentary + Danny’s wholesome aura = GOLD

  68. The Grieving Pumpkin

    The Grieving Pumpkin

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    J o H n P a U l j O n E s

  69. Lára Ingþórsdóttir

    Lára Ingþórsdóttir

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    the name Luke P reminds me of lukewarm pee

  70. soup


    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Jed kinda looks like the Wendler and it really scares me

  71. Ashlyn Currie

    Ashlyn Currie

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm Jen Paul Jones, and you can call me Jean Paul Jones, when we make the sex you will scream for Jean Paul Jones, my mommy namrd my Jean Paul Jones, My friends call me Jean Paul Jones.

  72. dove


    26 өдрийн өмнө

    luke pee

  73. Eli Wood

    Eli Wood

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    its a shame danny got eliminated so early

  74. Vanessa Putnam

    Vanessa Putnam

    26 өдрийн өмнө

    My fiance's claim to fame is that he was friends with Tyler C. In highschool and played baseball with his little brother 😂

  75. B1GM3CS


    28 өдрийн өмнө


  76. Carmen Mercedes

    Carmen Mercedes

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    Did y'all hear that Colton came out as gay?

  77. Josh Egduna

    Josh Egduna

    28 өдрийн өмнө


  78. Marshmallow Fluff

    Marshmallow Fluff

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    Could you imagine: the MNmorer bachelorette/ bachelor show. Danny would make it to the final four and be like “ OH YEAH IM MARRIED!”

  79. Kawaii rAt

    Kawaii rAt

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    Ayooo it’s Drew

  80. John


    Сарын өмнө

    Real Housewives is ultimate reality TV, sorry bachelor fans. NYC, Beverly Hills and Atlanta define the Genre.

  81. John


    Сарын өмнө

    lol i just checked and Jed's spotify now has only 1,500 monthly listeners. like..

  82. AJ


    Сарын өмнө

    9:37 Him: a sSnake? 9:45 Also him: and you are not gonna meSsSs it up!!

  83. Elianna Kulak

    Elianna Kulak

    Сарын өмнө

    Luke P would be a great cult leader

  84. Sero Hanta

    Sero Hanta

    Сарын өмнө

    How are you gonna body slam a cute puppy of a human

  85. Jessicat Growl

    Jessicat Growl

    Сарын өмнө

    Chris Harrison reminds me of Caesar Flickerman from Hunger Games.

  86. SirenRain


    Сарын өмнө

    Colton jumping the fence killed me, it reminded me of Paul from 90 day fiance running into the woods

  87. Caidalee


    Сарын өмнө

    20:06 Me, looking at my form to graduate this time next year not only in music, but in music performance: 👁👄👁

  88. Genasis Mew

    Genasis Mew

    Сарын өмнө

    Not gonna lie that intro rap was kinda slap

  89. Avery Quinn

    Avery Quinn

    Сарын өмнө

    Him who is this guy me omg that’s Danny Gonzales

  90. 《Kaede Akamatsu》

    《Kaede Akamatsu》

    Сарын өмнө

    17:02 Also someone whose family is German... someone please tell me, do other people do that!? I’ve never seen it-

  91. Sweet Papaya

    Sweet Papaya

    Сарын өмнө

    The one that that goes “you’re a psychopath snake” looks exactly the same as the one he’s trying to insult

  92. no


    Сарын өмнө

    "select color" ok I feel like that's cursed 😳

  93. Alexis TwoLastNames

    Alexis TwoLastNames

    Сарын өмнө

    the clapping 🤣

  94. Alexis TwoLastNames

    Alexis TwoLastNames

    Сарын өмнө

    “golden doodle of a person” tbh he was p adorable 🥺

  95. Ireally dunnoman

    Ireally dunnoman

    Сарын өмнө

    Luke P.... psshhhh more like Luke WARM P

  96. Emily Anne Faulstich

    Emily Anne Faulstich

    Сарын өмнө

    Bahahahahah !!!

  97. Kathryn Walters

    Kathryn Walters

    Сарын өмнө

    "And now it's down to Tyler C who need I remind you is perfect and fucking Jed." I swear I said those exact words while watching the season. There is not enough money in the world that would make me choose Jed over Tyler. I would've sent Jed home the moment he pulled out his guitar cause if that doesn't scream douchebag, well I don't know what does.

  98. karldammann


    Сарын өмнө

    Being "religious" is absolutely NOT a "redeeming quality".

    • Saad Bullock

      Saad Bullock

      Сарын өмнө

      @karldammann is that your only reason why being religious isnt a redeeming quality?

    • karldammann


      Сарын өмнө

      @Saad Bullock Hmmmm The inquisitions, the crusades, witch trials, etc. I could literally go on and on...

    • Saad Bullock

      Saad Bullock

      Сарын өмнө

      y doe

  99. Emma H

    Emma H

    Сарын өмнө

    the “he has qualities” took me out i-

  100. peachyevren


    Сарын өмнө

    frõlisch, frőlick, froulichh, *inaudible yelling*