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Trying Blossom’s Fake Food Life Hacks

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i put blossom's ridiculous "is your food fake or real?" life hacks to the test. the results _may_ surprise you, but probably not.
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  1. isaiah veirs

    isaiah veirs

    7 цагийн өмнө

    Theresa out here hitting fat dabs don’t even lie to me

  2. Michael Humphrey

    Michael Humphrey

    14 цагийн өмнө

    If y'all want a more in-depth look on the science behind why these "hacks" don't work, check out the video by the channel 'How To Cook That' on this same Blossom video. It's fascinating stuff.

  3. Taryn Patrick

    Taryn Patrick

    22 цагийн өмнө

    Jarvis:*Saying something about rice turning clear* Me:*Zones out looking at the Hamiltonian thing*

  4. Bluu Moon Media

    Bluu Moon Media

    22 цагийн өмнө

    OMFG the OSRS party hat sticker on your laptop. You just got a crap ton of cool points from me.

  5. moopshcelroy


    Өдрийн өмнө

    Rice? Yeah, I just blow on it 7:50

  6. some dude

    some dude

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Okay does nobody understand why she has a torch 😂 she's a stoner

  7. Leon Perez

    Leon Perez

    Өдрийн өмнө

    All I’ve learned is that your roommate rips fat dabs

  8. ThatOtherChristian


    Өдрийн өмнө

    Hello us who are currently in China 9 years ago are watching out…Thanks Jarvis, and back to you…*aggressively throws mic at wall*

  9. Aleia


    Өдрийн өмнө

    theresa came through with that flamethrower

  10. Gamen Snootdroop

    Gamen Snootdroop

    Өдрийн өмнө

    That magnet baby food thing can also be done with corn flakes. It's just iron, it's too small to be a problem for digestion, and it's an essential protein.

  11. FREAQU


    Өдрийн өмнө

    Uhm. These are proven facts and you look sick and oozing of mucus so I wouldn’t trust your opinion, you do not look healthy

  12. thusawesome gaming

    thusawesome gaming

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    We all know why Theresa got the torch lol

  13. Camera_man


    2 өдрийн өмнө


  14. Munch Moo

    Munch Moo

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Pause it here: 5:46 this channel is great

  15. Todd Kobell Jr.

    Todd Kobell Jr.

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    The rice one is actually well known. A lot of low quality manufacturers will use plastic for rice and noodles. Some noodles even have plastic over them to make them seem bigger.

  16. Phoenix Cervantes

    Phoenix Cervantes

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis: It's like America! It's orange!

  17. Vinda_da_lua


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    "What? My food might be fake?" WHY did that sound cute?

  18. SWEEVP


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    The Face Book

  19. Kyle Messick

    Kyle Messick

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    It’s a mapp gas torch but yes

  20. A Monke

    A Monke

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I would be dead if rice had plastic in it i eat rice every day

  21. The 5th Estate

    The 5th Estate

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    I love how they showed how synthetic supplements burn while natural ones don't when the whole point is that they are supposed to burn/break down the same way in your stomach so they are digested, unlike the "natural" ones

  22. ShadowMaster451


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    You should be a sketch creator low key

  23. Anime The best

    Anime The best

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Dumb Jarvis thinks your one year older than you actually are because don’t forget the 0

  24. Divine_Raccoon


    5 өдрийн өмнө


  25. Nymphaeum


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Can we get back to the part about your roommate having a flamethrower for a second

  26. Tedgaming45


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Did you know they let you say what they want online

  27. momoali007


    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Faken fake rice XD surely even if the plastic would not melt you could feel hard af pieces of plastic in in your mouth as you chew XD

  28. Cat Poke

    Cat Poke

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I'm guessing fresh coffee floats due to the presence of more oils?

  29. Cat Poke

    Cat Poke

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Imagine eating rice and crunching into plastic and not noticing.

    • Cat Poke

      Cat Poke

      5 өдрийн өмнө

      @Mangrovee Unfortunately I can't. It's a long story but the cats came into my life a while ago and I was and still am too young to get them vet care, give them to a shelter, etc. Basically, they were a situation brought on by the adults around me, and all I did was feed them and show them affection. Thing is, the same irresponsible adult who let these cats breed and die outside constantly now wants to move away, and will not be taking the cats. I am needing to make accounts for them on pet rehoming sites last second to get rid of all of them before we move. With that being said, even if I poked them again, it wouldn't last long. I'm sorry.

    • Mangrovee


      5 өдрийн өмнө

      Can you make some more cat poke videos? I understand if you don't want to.

    • Mangrovee


      5 өдрийн өмнө


  30. Great Value Dream

    Great Value Dream

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Isn’t blossom a children company that makes tv shows

  31. lazy demon lord

    lazy demon lord

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Plastic rice was known in to be from china

  32. Pico Tacos

    Pico Tacos

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    I feel like whatever is safe to eat and has ANY nutritional value should be considered food

  33. Jeffery Truesdell

    Jeffery Truesdell

    6 өдрийн өмнө


  34. Macaroni and Cliches

    Macaroni and Cliches

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    You frickin' DIRK. Don't even have the guts to be a full sword!

  35. Isolated Alien

    Isolated Alien

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Baby food actually does have a lot of strange things in it. Its public knowledge that the allowance of certain toxins are just ignored by the FDA. It may be like .03% of the whole batch of food may contain cyanide. I made my sons baby foods 🤷‍♀️ I dont trust that ish

  36. leave me alone please

    leave me alone please

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Blossoms videos are as stale as beans roasted in March

  37. I am not a possessed rat

    I am not a possessed rat

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    Shows jarvis's roommate a really calm looking person also Jarvis: Luckily my roommate has a flipping flame thrower...

  38. khalil nevels

    khalil nevels

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    god forbid the satanic hoodie crab

  39. mega mushroom

    mega mushroom

    7 өдрийн өмнө


  40. Anglepsycho


    7 өдрийн өмнө

    In all honesty, if you love American cheese unironically, You need correctional therapy.

  41. Samuel Guzmangat

    Samuel Guzmangat

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Sometimes I forget to wash my vegetables. I am stupid and I am still alive soooo

  42. Sky Smertenko

    Sky Smertenko

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    fun fact: blossom is a character that is used to be on a baby's channel, babyfirst, that is nostalgia for me.

  43. Berry_flavored • 8 years ago

    Berry_flavored • 8 years ago

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    There is not wax on fruits and vegetables, it's vegatable oil so that way the vegatable/fruit looks fresher.

  44. alouriiex


    9 өдрийн өмнө

    why does your roomate even have a flamethrower-

  45. _Romi _

    _Romi _

    9 өдрийн өмнө


    • _Romi _

      _Romi _

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      @banna bread hi

    • banna bread

      banna bread

      7 өдрийн өмнө


    • _Romi _

      _Romi _

      9 өдрийн өмнө


    • _Romi _

      _Romi _

      9 өдрийн өмнө


  46. moon diamond

    moon diamond

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    that flower with the baby on it (for the channle) it was reminding me of something but i couldnt figure out what. but then it hit me. thats the flower from baby first tv. my little sister used to watch that all the time. good stuff. love that notekins or however you spell that crap

  47. Grail Montgomery

    Grail Montgomery

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Talking about how you HAVE to heat rice to cook it gave me the most intrusive thought of someone just chowing down on uncooked rice and the crunch that would make.

  48. Alessio Maggio

    Alessio Maggio

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    actually there is some amount of chalk in table salt, it prevents clumps.

  49. Qat On Fire

    Qat On Fire

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    Check out How to Cook That, she does a great job debunking things like this too!

  50. ꧁༒ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇsᴛ Bᴇᴅғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ.༒꧂

    ꧁༒ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇsᴛ Bᴇᴅғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ.༒꧂

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    so, the "rice" "grains" blossom employed were clearly not actual rice would they care to explain from whence they acquired the glue pellets?

  51. Joachim Reyes

    Joachim Reyes

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    how to check if gas u use for your stove is real light up a match or turn on the lighter and put it near the gas tank. if it blows up and sets your house on fire within a few seconds, its real.

  52. Extincto


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    11:36 Mmm. Beverage.

  53. GBH


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Hey ! a medicine for melancholy is my fav Ray Braddbury's ! I know i didn't suscribe for nothing :)

  54. Anna Kepes

    Anna Kepes

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    All cheese is processed

  55. Jeremy P

    Jeremy P

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    DO NOT comment on the crap-minute-craft videos. Just downvote them. Any comments, negative or positive, feed the algorithm.

  56. sethfire hii

    sethfire hii

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    You need to start asking questions XD why does your roommate have a flamethrower

  57. Preston Parker

    Preston Parker

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    If some pieces of rice were made of plastic, everything else about it aside, the companies responsible would have been immediately forced to stop, no country would allow this. If the UK or US or French government found that out, those companies wouldn't exist anymore XD

  58. cool pinapple

    cool pinapple

    21 өдрийн өмнө

    12:01 is he dressed as mr aizawa??

  59. AJJesterdude's Void Hour

    AJJesterdude's Void Hour

    22 өдрийн өмнө

    “Unfortunately it’s stale, after all, it was roasted in March!” *cruella de vil laugh*

  60. Takimeko and his Random Channal

    Takimeko and his Random Channal

    23 өдрийн өмнө

    8:19 Bruh that's clearly, like, CG or some shit. Look at how smooth those specs are moving and how clear they are.

  61. Reiner Braun

    Reiner Braun

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    Life hacks Put water in cooking oil (DON'T DO IT)

    • Anna Kepes

      Anna Kepes

      19 өдрийн өмнө

      Bonus hack. Do it with solid water

  62. SimplyKunzite


    25 өдрийн өмнө


  63. Ailsa Ide

    Ailsa Ide

    25 өдрийн өмнө

    If that life hack video took place before the Food and Drug Administration was formed, then it would make more sense.

    • Anna Kepes

      Anna Kepes

      19 өдрийн өмнө

      I don't think this is American

  64. Tildiana


    28 өдрийн өмнө

    How I imagine their conversation went: Jarvis: Do you have a lighter? Teresa: No, but I got a flame thrower Jarvis: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT???????

  65. Olyvia Mata

    Olyvia Mata

    28 өдрийн өмнө

    HowToCookThat did a vid about that cheese clip, basically the “processed” cheese is just low fat cheese and that’s why it doesn’t melt, but sh lots more stuff in her vid

  66. lord potato the II

    lord potato the II

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    DID HE CALL THE CHEESE ORANGE, its obviously blue

  67. that's okay because this is a seaplane

    that's okay because this is a seaplane

    29 өдрийн өмнө

    my brain didn’t process the fact that there’s a cameraman i just thought there was another jarvis holding the camera or it was floating or something

  68. Name


    Сарын өмнө

    12:00 They said that good coffe sinks and bad floats

  69. KindofaJakask


    Сарын өмнө

    Just watch Kay's fried rice video that is the proof, it never turned to plastic, just turned to dirt

  70. Metal Master

    Metal Master

    Сарын өмнө

    the last three minutes of the video are absolutely priceless.

  71. Metal Master

    Metal Master

    Сарын өмнө

    Hi, I am watching this from china 9 years ago.

  72. Metal Master

    Metal Master

    Сарын өмнө

    "wow, that smells like... The Prophecy?" *P R E C I S E L Y*

  73. Pixel Pudding 39

    Pixel Pudding 39

    Сарын өмнө

    Blossom is just Troom Troom’s brother/sister

  74. Drin Maliqi

    Drin Maliqi

    Сарын өмнө

    He call us idiots

  75. Nat W

    Nat W

    Сарын өмнө

    salt is just modern day victorian bread, apparently

  76. Jayme Vosburgh

    Jayme Vosburgh

    Сарын өмнө

    I feel like this stuff is aimed at people dealing with black market goods. "How to make sure that baby you just bought off the black market is 100% real and not just 94.8% baby. Rub 151 proof alcohol in its eyes and if it cries, it's 100%, but if it grabs the bottle and chugs then it is 95% or less real"

  77. Daphne Williams

    Daphne Williams

    Сарын өмнө

    This is hilarious. Firstly, food is a very sensitive matter and it undergoes a ton of tests to check its quality and safety, etc before it is allowed to be distributed. Secondly, they didn’t even have enough facts about the subject they were making a video about and now, all they have succeeded in doing is making fools of themselves. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 You go Blossom.

  78. Jam Fox

    Jam Fox

    Сарын өмнө

    This video doesn’t feel right. 🧐

  79. Some random Guy

    Some random Guy

    Сарын өмнө

    I’m suprised there wheren’t any pool noodles in these food life hacks

  80. varshaa


    Сарын өмнө

    did u know that every grain of rice you eat is a minute of your life taken of... 🙀😱

  81. Nikki Mori

    Nikki Mori

    Сарын өмнө

    5:38 yo Theresa be takin massive dabs son

  82. Emily Ash

    Emily Ash

    Сарын өмнө

    My therapist: hoodie crab isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. Hoodie crab:

  83. James Wells

    James Wells

    Сарын өмнө

    His roommate does dabs.

  84. Agatha Harkness

    Agatha Harkness

    Сарын өмнө

    Wait I didn't know they made those commercials😭😭😭

  85. Paralysis Demon

    Paralysis Demon

    Сарын өмнө

    Use something else rather than bubblegum to make your jaw strong, if you chew it too much it'll actually end up wrecking your jaw, so yeah, I know from experience

  86. Isabelle McCusker

    Isabelle McCusker

    Сарын өмнө

    I like how all of these are putting the food in some liquid or burning it/boiling it. Hhahaha. These people are in 3040, get up with it, pfff. That was a JOKE. At least the last line was.

  87. Lily Flower

    Lily Flower

    Сарын өмнө

    I love process cheese 😍

  88. Dee's ASMR

    Dee's ASMR

    Сарын өмнө

    Jarvis are you ok

  89. Hitmondle


    Сарын өмнө

    1:07 starst

  90. Smruthi Pradeep

    Smruthi Pradeep

    Сарын өмнө

    I would just like to provide some context for all of these as a chemistry student. All the info is available for free on the internet so just look it up yourself if you don't wantbt to believe me 1. The chalky salt- Salt contains Anti caking agents like calcium silicate which is on the damn ingredient list and that is processed from calcium carbonate which is available in nature as chalk and limestone. That doesn't mean you're just eating straight up chalk. 2. Cheese with lower fat percentage burns, cheese with higher fat melts and as Jarvis so eloquently pointed out, if you hold the flame right under anything for prolonged periods of time, guess what genius, it burns. Wow science 3. Seaweed in milk- That's just straight up nonsense. Milk isnt diluted with rice water. I have read articles where it's diluted with things like water and sometimes even other chemicals like ammonia but it isn't at all common ground. You get proper milk testing kits online, so if you're paranoid (you don't needed to be, chill) get one of those and check it out yourself 4. Wax on vegetables is common place but do wash your produce properly before consumption as the FDA has stated some of these waxes are poorly produced so just take care 5. Baby food with calcium rocks- Calcium isn't attracted by rocks either way, so they just added in something magnetic and then drew some bogus conclusion So in conclusion, Blossom either saw one small subtext in some food like that anticaking agents are made from chalk and then drew the wrong conclusion or in other cases, pulled something out of their butt for clicks as we already know. Do your research yourself and don't share something until you fact check it. We have the information for free at our fingertips, use it for the better Don't be a bimbo

  91. Possum Boy

    Possum Boy

    Сарын өмнө

    Ngl, even if rice was mixed with plastic I’d still eat it. Rice my beloved ♥️

  92. Scarlet Hunter

    Scarlet Hunter

    Сарын өмнө

    “If you’re fancy like me, which you are because we are FØRĘVËR ŁĮŃKĘD”

  93. ShUtYoURQuIzNACk KeITh

    ShUtYoURQuIzNACk KeITh

    Сарын өмнө

    No one: ( I’m sorry it as the first thing that popped in my head...) Literally everyone who is fed up with Kokichi’s shit: 11:29

  94. FoxZero99 Gaming

    FoxZero99 Gaming

    Сарын өмнө

    My rice is naturally pick barely manufactured no plastic

  95. Pasta Boy420

    Pasta Boy420

    Сарын өмнө

    bruh ur natural cheese is more orange than the fruit orange

  96. nino_ pinguin

    nino_ pinguin

    Сарын өмнө

    Maybe you could check NTD China in focus

  97. Soumya Mishra

    Soumya Mishra

    Сарын өмнө

    I wanna be friends with the roommate

  98. Screen cap

    Screen cap

    Сарын өмнө

    I love how Jarvis can make ads entertaining, like what?

  99. Gorose


    Сарын өмнө

    I hate that nobodies mentioning the cinematic universe of current Jarvis, him getting ready for a date in the beginning and then it wrapping up at the end, fucking good stuff man.

  100. Vanessa Givens

    Vanessa Givens

    Сарын өмнө

    cant even lie, i was smiling thru the whole video haha