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Trying Blossom’s Fake Food Life Hacks

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i put blossom's ridiculous "is your food fake or real?" life hacks to the test. the results _may_ surprise you, but probably not.
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  1. Sara s

    Sara s

    6 цагийн өмнө

    "...orange..." lmao Also, your roommate 100% does dabs lol

  2. Cupcakezrul


    7 цагийн өмнө

    “This is like a metaphor for America. Processed, artificial, um... *orange* ”

  3. Irving IV

    Irving IV

    10 цагийн өмнө

    3 Cheers for Theresa, saving the vid.

  4. -D- Devil-

    -D- Devil-

    15 цагийн өмнө

    That fucking rice thing, I live in an Asian country and somehow my father saw that video on a local "news channel" here. Since then, he has stopped eating rice.... I have been trying to convince him for a year that it was a dumb internet thing

  5. KaiKai Boy

    KaiKai Boy

    Өдрийн өмнө

    Nobody: Literally Nobody: Me watching this video: IS THAT A FRAMED PICTURE OF THE LOGO OF HAMILTON?!

  6. Ilovecats420


    Өдрийн өмнө

    In the beginning when the "other" you in the spinny hat and white shirt is talking to you the captions call you "dumb Jarvis" 😄 I know that's what you were going for but that was just funny to me

  7. Red Line

    Red Line

    Өдрийн өмнө


  8. Red Line

    Red Line

    Өдрийн өмнө


  9. Meg P

    Meg P

    2 өдрийн өмнө


  10. 1776 New York City

    1776 New York City

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    I’m lactose intolerant so I drink almond milk👍

  11. strike Storm

    strike Storm

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    All Asians angers level (including myself) just sky rocketed at the rice one and for me it is the eating dry rice

  12. pinkiebynx


    2 өдрийн өмнө

    wait wait isn’t their icon a logo from a tv channel for babies

  13. Bad Brains

    Bad Brains

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    It is easy to block a channel like these content farms. 1. Just go to the channels page. 2. Click on about. Then under the number of views number, you will see a small gray flag. 3. Click on that and click on block user. Then you will no longer see their videos in your feed of suggested videos. If enough people block these channels maybe youtube will get the hint that people want to see good channels making good real and truthful fun un dangerous videos.

  14. Son Flower

    Son Flower

    2 өдрийн өмнө

    did you guys see the Hamilton thing!

  15. Big Chungus

    Big Chungus

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    :07 she Elsa?

  16. Brandon Griggs

    Brandon Griggs

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Let's talk about your roommates rig

  17. summer_dayz


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    On the cheese more fat melts and lest fat Burns.

  18. Alec Knox

    Alec Knox

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    The plastic rice thing is a real thing, and at one point was actually a legit problem in some poorer areas of China.

  19. Էმгսոа Տ

    Էმгսոа Տ

    3 өдрийн өмнө

    9:09 milk will turn blue WHEN fat is extracted

  20. remem95


    3 өдрийн өмнө

    Please bring coffee Jarvis back. He's the best right after the original

  21. Pamela Gordon

    Pamela Gordon

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    10:30 *EAT YOUR WEED* me: so I am get high now? Lol

  22. Dixie Buaas

    Dixie Buaas

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    i love how he just skipped over the line 'utterwise'

  23. MrMinebase


    4 өдрийн өмнө

    As an european I can say that both cheese (processed and not) looked disgusting and unnatural. Also it's weird for us to buy them in such small squares.

  24. Ian Van De Veire

    Ian Van De Veire

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Is that Hamilton in the backround 15:25?

  25. Disnecessauro Rex

    Disnecessauro Rex

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    Jarvis is cute with the helicopter hat

  26. a Kazuichi Simp

    a Kazuichi Simp

    4 өдрийн өмнө

    "This is like a metaphor for America, processed, artificial uh orange"

  27. Famous Butunknow

    Famous Butunknow

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Just realized you have Portuguese subtitles. Idk why, but as a native Portuguese speaker trying to learn English, this is very helpful

  28. Brazencoronet17


    5 өдрийн өмнө

    Literally seems like anti-food propaganda

  29. Jamie Giambalvo

    Jamie Giambalvo

    5 өдрийн өмнө

    ummmm while whole milk does have 4% fat, it's not cause they took anything out, it's just the fat content of milk. ooof check your facts XD

  30. Aaliyah H101

    Aaliyah H101

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    "So it's all rocks?" "Always have been"

  31. Ρrᥱgᥲ꧑ᥱ


    6 өдрийн өмнө

    15:54 Me, watching in China 9 years ago: *well damn*

  32. Lauren Teresi

    Lauren Teresi

    6 өдрийн өмнө

    did you know that rice milk tastes like sad rice water and a hint of disappointment?

  33. Pupper Smith

    Pupper Smith

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Freshly ground coffee is definitely much better

  34. Ezekiel Wharton

    Ezekiel Wharton

    7 өдрийн өмнө


  35. Lynne Hookfin

    Lynne Hookfin

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    this video was a cultural reset

  36. Actomic Ronexter

    Actomic Ronexter

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    The ironic thing is that the plastic rice thing is true some companies did it and got caught lol but the trick isn’t gonna work lol u can’t just find out plastic in rice like that lol

  37. Depresso Espresso

    Depresso Espresso

    7 өдрийн өмнө

    Well, technically you could make coal into a diamond, but the amount of pressure and heat is much more than a regular person could get.

  38. Jinxx's Zodiacs

    Jinxx's Zodiacs

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    They🕺🏽 were 🤷🏽‍♀️roasted✨ in 🔥March🌸

  39. John Lennon

    John Lennon

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    "Whole milk is only 4% fat so 96% of something was taken out". Yeah, that's not how that works.

  40. Big Gay Dinosaur

    Big Gay Dinosaur

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    0:29 *is nonbinary*

  41. Cassandra Suzanne

    Cassandra Suzanne

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    Oh so now I shouldn't eat the rice that turns transparent? Wasteful. We call that melty rice where I'm from.

  42. Cassandra Suzanne

    Cassandra Suzanne

    8 өдрийн өмнө

    I have that exact same edition of A Medicine for Melancholy. That was... disconcerting to see. This is MNmore, I feel like vintage Ray Bradbury is too classy. Tone it down, Jarvis!

  43. Allie Skinner -Younique Presenter

    Allie Skinner -Younique Presenter

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    Blossom has to be the most bullshit channel I've eaten rice many times and its not plastic so they need to stop their shit

  44. Aurora Deister

    Aurora Deister

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    “Flamethrower” Jarvis that’s a blowtor- Shh don’t ruin this for him

  45. Satiated Ego

    Satiated Ego

    9 өдрийн өмнө

    I love your content.

  46. Cara Melly

    Cara Melly

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    Anyone wanting to see a food scientist talk about some of these things and a bit deeper in the science of it check out Ann on “How To Cook That”. She talks about food regulations and puts out great content with debunking food “hacks” and of course real cooking content.

  47. Ripstick Chris

    Ripstick Chris

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    3 minutes and 45 seconds of intro

  48. Lexy Grizzle

    Lexy Grizzle

    10 өдрийн өмнө

    i love you. a CREATOR. thanks for being amazing

  49. Yaboi Lemonboi

    Yaboi Lemonboi

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Sorry I drink T E A cause I’m E U R O P E A N

  50. Akram Yusuf

    Akram Yusuf

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Loved your video! Hilarious bit with the blow torch. These are real problems in China where regulatory oversight is corrupt and companies feel the need to maximize profits at the expense of lower income demographics which make up about a third of their entire population. Fun fact

  51. Grace Undercover

    Grace Undercover

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    The rice thing was actually true but I think it was in China I think because they didn’t have enough food

  52. Deborah Warren

    Deborah Warren

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    Scarf Jarvis is my favorite Jarvis.

  53. firzy noor

    firzy noor

    11 өдрийн өмнө

    The dislike is from kids that believes peanut butter and charcoal can make diamonds

  54. Alexandra Novelle

    Alexandra Novelle

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Anyone else remember blossom as like the baby channel? Because I swear I sued to have that channel on my tv when i was little.

  55. 김남준


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    A coffee berry 😭😭 bruh

  56. Lapis Grey

    Lapis Grey

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    wait wait wait ray bradbury was such a good author

  57. Enya Zheng

    Enya Zheng

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    "do they even *know* what a rock is?" I'm guessing no, they thought cutting tissue paper with a kNiFe (Bruh who does that?) and separating it into two was a life hack.

  58. Glorious


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    I love the blue phat sticker on the laptop lol 🤘😎🤘

  59. Karla Halvorson

    Karla Halvorson

    12 өдрийн өмнө

    I feel like blossom was created by a guy that thinks the government is watching him in 1956 then these people found his diary and said, " lets make a company out of this! "

  60. Unique


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    Ah yes, this milk is pure. I shall now drink the seaweed milk.

  61. BlazeWhyde


    12 өдрийн өмнө

    The rice thing is true there is s little plastic in white rice

    • Sam Hunt

      Sam Hunt

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      @BlazeWhyde But how do you know that's true?

    • BlazeWhyde


      6 өдрийн өмнө

      @Sam Hunt it contains small amounts of plastic cook it with water on a pan I got my information from me not the internet

    • Sam Hunt

      Sam Hunt

      6 өдрийн өмнө

      @BlazeWhyde Not triggered, I said I was just wondering. Where did you get your information on plastic in rice?

    • BlazeWhyde


      7 өдрийн өмнө

      @Sam Hunt your getting triggered over rice tuff

    • Sam Hunt

      Sam Hunt

      7 өдрийн өмнө

      @BlazeWhyde You haven't responded, not being aggressive just curious. Where did you get the information from?

  62. M Asif

    M Asif

    13 өдрийн өмнө

    That rice food hack, that's not even hard to disprove omg.

  63. Andrew


    13 өдрийн өмнө

    Hello Steve

  64. Oliver Rose

    Oliver Rose

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    My teacher literally made us watch this video in class and he thought it was real

  65. Hannah Smith

    Hannah Smith

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    The cheese burned like that because they left the plastic wrapper on the cheese slice....

  66. Isabel Ortiz

    Isabel Ortiz

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    in jail, yes SF county jail we had that cheese that did not melt...NO SERIOUSLY NO JOKE the none melting cheese is a thing. ... um, sorry it is. we didn’t have lighters we had a microwave in pod.

  67. Elijah Murrell

    Elijah Murrell

    14 өдрийн өмнө

    :0 whats this?? *steve turn off the camera*--

  68. Dearestorugitas


    14 өдрийн өмнө

    These Bloosom people make me paranoid about everything I might need to live lol

  69. Gibran Obeidat

    Gibran Obeidat

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Btw if you put your finger in water and the water stays clear that means 20% of your body is made out of plastic

    • Bea Dobson

      Bea Dobson

      12 өдрийн өмнө

      bro i- thank you for enlightening me

  70. That One Internet Guy

    That One Internet Guy

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    Where can I listen to blossoms background music? If slaps

  71. DreadedEspresso


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    I have a few things to explain about the Food-Related statements this channel has put out. I am in no way an expert, and only know what I know by doing research. So please, do not take it that I know all things about food. This is only things that I have discovered by doing a bit of homework on the subject. Thank you. 1. High-fat cheese will burn, due to how flammable fat is, no matter what kind, it will always be flammable. Meanwhile, Low Fat cheese will not burn as easily, due to the opposite reason. 2. Yes, some pills do burn in the oven, however, it depends on what they contain. If they contain sugar, they will burn into a crisp. This most likely would be a Chewable Tablet, meanwhile, some other things will only burn in small spots, due to containing one thing that burns, and multiple other's that don't. This will give them a kind of dapple effect. Capsules will melt, and whatever fluids or powders inside of them will react to the heat depending on their ingredients. 3. Rice being mixed with Plastic has been disproven several times. So this point is basically useless. 4. Said "Ground-up-Rocks" in Babyfood are most likely crushed Magnets, which will gather in one area when pulled by a stronger Magnetic Force. The code of conduct for producing Baby Food is very strict, and is not allowed to contain any harmful products, however, checking the ingredients is always recommended as to be sure that there are no ingredients your baby may be allergic to. 5. When the seaweed was added to the "Fake-Milk", it was more than obvious that Dye was added to the milk. Even Jarvis covered this fact. The camera was zoomed in just enough to hide the dye being added, and even aside from that, Seaweed contains no blue to its colour, only very dark green. If it let off any colour at all, it would most likely be the same green colour you get from most plants, just a different shade due to the plant's hue. 6. Ground Coffee will always sink eventually, no matter what is in it, however, the speed in which it floats depends on how, and when it was ground, The additives, and things like that. However, the speed can also be altered if there is a disturbance in the water, i.e. the glass shaking, as the water no longer stands still, forcing the grounds to fall quicker. 7. Salt making the water cloudy does not contain Chalk, but instead another additive. It contains a powder which keeps it from clumping. This additive is entirely safe to consume, however, if you do not want this additive in your salt, you can buy a Salt Grinder, which allows you to ground the salt yourself, and does not give any chance of the salt clumping, leaving out the need for the additive entirely. 8. A small clip shown in this video involved a cut of Steak, this is a complete lie which states that if you find a stretchy, white material in your steak or any other meat, it is Meat Glue. This is not Meat Glue, this is Fat, or horrible even Connective Tissue. (Connective tissue is very Thin, Transparent, and Tough, Far is chunkier, more Opaque, and much, much stretchier.) Meat glue, however, is in a granulated state before it is added. It is rubbed on dry, then the meat is rolled together tightly and chilled. If separated, said Meat Glue is very mushy and still has a granulated texture, nothing like Connective Tissue, or Fat.

  72. Sophia Aranes

    Sophia Aranes

    15 өдрийн өмнө

    as im eating rice, i find out its bad... oh no

  73. Lola


    15 өдрийн өмнө

    “Otherwise-“ [look of realization] “UDDERWISE” You saw an opportunity, and you went for it. Proud of you.

  74. That Bro You Know

    That Bro You Know

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    8:44. But organic iron is bioavailable and won’t respond to magnets unlike non-organically bound minerals



    16 өдрийн өмнө

    Whole milk has 3% fat raw milk has 4%

  76. firstname- lastname

    firstname- lastname

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    everything is iraq

  77. Train Man

    Train Man

    16 өдрийн өмнө

    You sound like the Wilkins Coffee ads when you tested the coffee. Also, just read the food label when you want to know what's in it.

  78. Rocío Díaz

    Rocío Díaz

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    U D D E R W I S E.

  79. taj Rotherham

    taj Rotherham

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    hahahah froogle not google. 17:16

  80. *_Dead EmUse_*

    *_Dead EmUse_*

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    I don’t watch blossom and 5 min crafts because it’s all pointless and just for clicks.

  81. Ash Thuilliez

    Ash Thuilliez

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    i absolutely love that theresa has a flamethrower and no one questions why (idk how to spell that name sorry ;-;)

  82. Laura Quin

    Laura Quin

    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Food scientist Anne Reordan of the channel How to Cook That did a great video explaining all this nonsense.

  83. Leviathan


    17 өдрийн өмнө

    Even the sponsorships are hilarious

  84. Mizuli_


    17 өдрийн өмнө


  85. Asian Stick

    Asian Stick

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    4:20 "hello"

  86. aaa aaa

    aaa aaa

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    Please tell me how to turn into a hoodie crab

  87. Sketches and hedgies

    Sketches and hedgies

    18 өдрийн өмнө

    You should do a collab with how to cook that with ann Reardon, she also talks about troop troop fake baking hacks

  88. A Human Uvu

    A Human Uvu

    18 өдрийн өмнө


  89. Melissaaa Kohler

    Melissaaa Kohler

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    9:24 made me laugh unreasonably hard 😂😂😂

  90. Arstotzkan Plague Doctor

    Arstotzkan Plague Doctor

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    10:28 No, _s m o k e_ it

  91. Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle

    Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Okay but where do I get that hat ??

  92. red ribbon

    red ribbon

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    I love how this man made watching an advert fun

  93. Hazem Abdou

    Hazem Abdou

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Why is the intro so long

  94. Darius Pequeno

    Darius Pequeno

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    I lost it at 11:12 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  95. Archana Shreedhar

    Archana Shreedhar

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Yo I really wanna be a hoodie crab

  96. Johny No Way

    Johny No Way

    19 өдрийн өмнө

    weeeelll i dont know much bout food buut. .... i do know farm food is almost always stronger. As in... strongercin taste and smell and more potent (fills you up faster) And im pretty sure most foods are healthier? Maybe? I mean obviously if its grown/prepared badly it wont be like anything else. Like milk... Real milk is a lot...denser. Cart milk is like water with sugar and maybe a bit of milk. Plus real milk expires in like 3 days after you cook it. (Reason i know is that i get farm stuff from my grandma. Especially tons of milk lol.) P.S: You do not drink milk straihht from the utter (unless you wana get sick). You cook it and use the fats for cheese/yogurt/sour cream.

  97. N05133P


    19 өдрийн өмнө

    Haha, funny video. Also thanks for your instagram king video, awesome realization.

  98. Saxonlewisrocks117


    20 өдрийн өмнө

    Teresa be hittin them dabs

  99. Michael H

    Michael H

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    Dang. Ya got me with that epic prank.

  100. SM1L3 PL4YZ

    SM1L3 PL4YZ

    20 өдрийн өмнө

    I still can’t concentrate on the rest of the video because I’m just there wondering all the reasons this man’s roommate has a flame thrower. Mabey she works for Elon. Idk